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Royal Crap

King Pin and Needle Queen
Sitting  in their court
The jester tosses coloured eggs
To amuse them with his sport
The king will catch a red one
The queen, she grabs a blue
But when they crack them open
They’re filled with chicken poo.

Copyright © Michelle Mac Donald | Year Posted 2012

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/19/2025 1:01:00 PM Nine years later, loving this funny one again. Login to Reply Michelle Mac Donald Date: 8/19/2025 1:30:00 PM Thank you Andrea :) I had spent last weekend writing poetry, my greatest fault is that my mind wanders all over at the same time. Thank you , Andrea!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/1/2016 6:24:00 PM hahaha. I came across a GREAT one for humor. Was happy to find this one today. Login to Reply Michelle Mac Donald Date: 6/2/2016 11:11:00 AM Thank you for your comment on Pins and Needles, it had been about the Pushers of both genders. Where we had lived there'd been constant suppliers, unfortunately they'd take aim at young kids.

Iris E. Sankey- Lewis Date: 1/22/2015 11:41:00 AM Michelle, you have inspired me with the pin and needle characters. I like its brevity, to the point. namaste! and thank you for taking time to read, plus comment about my piece. Login to Reply

Iris E. Sankey- Lewis Date: 1/22/2015 11:38:00 AM Michelle, you have with the pin and needle characters. I like its brevity, to the point. namaste! and thank you for taking time to read, plus comment about my piece. Login to Reply

Jon A Cavanaugh Date: 11/25/2012 11:12:00 AM P.S. I loved the Pin and Needle point. Login to Reply

Jon A Cavanaugh Date: 11/25/2012 11:11:00 AM What a hilarious write. How did you ever think this one up. What a gem. Login to Reply

Daver Austin Date: 11/22/2012 10:17:00 AM I hear the jester lost his head over this one and that his brain was removed and chicken poo substituted. Got a big hee haw out of this one. Love, daver Login to Reply