Michelle Mac Donald Poet Rhyme

Royal Crap

King Pin and Needle Queen
Sitting  in their court
The jester tosses coloured eggs
To amuse them with his sport
The king will catch a red one
The queen, she grabs a blue
But when they crack them open
They’re filled with chicken poo.

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Andrea Dietrich August 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM Nine years later, loving this funny one again. Michelle Mac Donald August 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM Thank you Andrea :) I had spent last weekend writing poetry, my greatest fault is that my mind wanders all over at the same time. Thank you , Andrea!

Andrea Dietrich June 1, 2016 at 6:24 PM hahaha. I came across a GREAT one for humor. Was happy to find this one today. Michelle Mac Donald June 2, 2016 at 11:11 AM Thank you for your comment on Pins and Needles, it had been about the Pushers of both genders. Where we had lived there'd been constant suppliers, unfortunately they'd take aim at young kids.

Iris E. Sankey- Lewis January 22, 2015 at 11:41 AM Michelle, you have inspired me with the pin and needle characters. I like its brevity, to the point. namaste! and thank you for taking time to read, plus comment about my piece.

Iris E. Sankey- Lewis January 22, 2015 at 11:38 AM Michelle, you have with the pin and needle characters. I like its brevity, to the point. namaste! and thank you for taking time to read, plus comment about my piece.

Jon A Cavanaugh November 25, 2012 at 11:12 AM P.S. I loved the Pin and Needle point.

Jon A Cavanaugh November 25, 2012 at 11:11 AM What a hilarious write. How did you ever think this one up. What a gem.

Daver Austin November 22, 2012 at 10:17 AM I hear the jester lost his head over this one and that his brain was removed and chicken poo substituted. Got a big hee haw out of this one. Love, daver