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Royal Crap

King Pin and Needle Queen Sitting in their court The jester tosses coloured eggs To amuse them with his sport The king will catch a red one The queen, she grabs a blue But when they crack them open They’re filled with chicken poo.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 6/1/2016 6:24:00 PM
hahaha. I came across a GREAT one for humor. Was happy to find this one today.
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Michelle Mac Donald
Date: 6/2/2016 11:11:00 AM
Thank you for your comment on Pins and Needles, it had been about the Pushers of both genders. Where we had lived there'd been constant suppliers, unfortunately they'd take aim at young kids.
Date: 1/22/2015 11:41:00 AM
Michelle, you have inspired me with the pin and needle characters. I like its brevity, to the point. namaste! and thank you for taking time to read, plus comment about my piece.
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Date: 1/22/2015 11:38:00 AM
Michelle, you have with the pin and needle characters. I like its brevity, to the point. namaste! and thank you for taking time to read, plus comment about my piece.
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Date: 11/25/2012 11:12:00 AM
P.S. I loved the Pin and Needle point.
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Date: 11/25/2012 11:11:00 AM
What a hilarious write. How did you ever think this one up. What a gem.
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Date: 11/22/2012 10:17:00 AM
I hear the jester lost his head over this one and that his brain was removed and chicken poo substituted. Got a big hee haw out of this one. Love, daver
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