Religion Parody Poems

I woke up this mornin’ and my phone was playin’
A song about mornin’ rain
How did my phone know that it was rainin’?
I guess it’s smart...

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Some things are royal
others so prosaic

and then there's everything else

You bring your own biases to the choice

BUT the question then arises:

do these (even these)

belong to...

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The Art of the Devilish Deal

By Mark D. Stucky
Did Trump sell his soul to the devil in 2016?
As his part of the deal, could he...

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AD AD AD kar,
AD AD AD kar,
Zafar Bhayya
Khuda say dar....

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Some people say a man is made out of ham
I say he's made out of mussel and clam
Mussel and clam, oyster and crab,
Spread like a...

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Empty eyes of the empirical sum
Empty heads of the ruling elite 
Change the channel on 
the TVs alternative news feed

Slip into the the next digital...

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All has abandon you…

Destroy your Christ 
your God 
your idols 
Hypocrisy
They will all fall apart!

Your Lords and your Artificial Christ!

Lay bear it’s mechanical heart
Rebuild it...

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My head spins as the noise from the crash echoes in my head. I sit up in some kind of terminal with strange trains bound...

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Well! Damned Nation…
Oh. Hey! You there!
You are in a rush, 
I see.
Can you point me to the holly-caust?
Where the burn of sulfur flares? 
Ah yessss,...

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I identify as the king who only kneel to God
With the puissance to smile with destruction all around
Frustration mental abusiveness
Still comfortably above ground
Humbled by the...

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WHAT THEY SAY IT IS.

The fashion and law which euphemize every flaw
Is the reason for different notions.
He who's bald, grave authority is extolled,
The insolent is...

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I don’t know that one
is more important than
the other...equality seems
to be the fashion. Nor can
I say with any certainty
that two cannot function
as one: for I...

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When religion was born, 
It was a small defenceless animal,
But soon found mankind’s problems to nurture it.

As time went on religion grew stronger and larger
It...

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I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert
by Michael R. Burch

for the Religious Right

I've got Jesus's face on a wallet insert
and "Hell is for Queers"...

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Men of the cloth they'd be known to be.
One of Christian taught values.
One of Judeo-Christian taught values.
One of Judeo taught values.
They are inside a place...

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