Passion Parody Poems

Lips lock
   TikTok

   Lips sync
   Bright pink

   Lips chap
   Mishap

   Lips part
 ...

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It was always for the dyeing.
See the amazing 
two headed asexual 
gang of socialite housewives 
revealed on prime time
for their anti-social media 
love for handguns...

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Of all the words that I have shared,
With whoever would care to read.
Did they help you to get know me ?
As a poet, will I...

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This time I blew it, I really blew it
First lost us the House, now the Senate’s gone too,
I'm caught in a spiral, that I'll admit,
Not...

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Patrolling the jungle, testosterone surging, muscles finely tuned 
      He stumbles upon Jane swimming naked, in an open lagoon 
...

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Early dims the light, bub ...
its stupor late upstairs — 

Passion watered down

Wrong digits flirtini sip given,
gave you the last call snub

Jukebox jilted sound

Cabaret musical...

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Come out on the Veranda Amanda 
For the sun is  setting soon 
We will speak of love with candour
As we stroll beneath the moon
I...

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Today did not dawn like yesterday
The same east but a different aurora
Different faces encountered on my way
Like the same day to day chores with different...

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Go Go Boy 
He’s got the moves 
Smooth like vinyl
Without the grooves
Zip zip zap zap
Making those toes tap
The mood’s psychedelic 
as the girls scream and...

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So I wrote this rhyme just for me
to ignite self belief
and get me out of this sea
I'm a swim the waves 'til I reach the...

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(a lighter-hearted parody of the masterpiece poem “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe)

Once upon a noonday sunny, while I smiled at something funny
In the park...

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I Love Cotton Candy,
Flowers Still In The Ground,
A Cricket That Makes No Sound,

I Love Clouds That Draw Pictures For Me,
Winds That Blow My Wishes,
A Hand...

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recklessly chaotic surrender
 midway untrained assimilating
thought patterns struck by twilit
    idiosyncratic contractions'
 irrational heart dotted i's 
   of contradictory falsities,...

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Her fake perfume smelled of cheap musk,
             tobacco and passion flowers,
  ...

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the devil went over to sheldon’s house he was looking to drink some beer
it was friday night he got there tight walked in and said...

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