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Food Parody Poems

These Food Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Food. These are the best examples of Parody Food poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Sandy the Sandman - Frosty the Snowman parody
Sandy the Sandman.
Was a super duper dude.
With a surfboard pack and a seashell nose
and two eyes made out of food.

Sandy the Sandman.
Would always love to...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun, parody,

Premium Member Oh How I Hate Okra
There is a food I hate to eat,
I hate it in my mouth
it taste like slime in my mouth,
the nastiest food on earth!

Oh how I...

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Categories: nature, parody, song,
Premium Member Alien Alert
Alert! Alert! Listen and beware!
We’re being spied on with human hardware –
sophisticated telescopic eyes
in the vicinity of our open skies –
to detect if life like...

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Categories: parody,
Stay-At-Home Pig - Nursery Rhyme
That little piggy who chose to beg off
going to market, stayed home with a cough.
   He bragged he was a cut above
 ...

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Categories: 11th grade, parody,
Premium Member O Do You Remember Redux
O, do you remember how I once was thin?
I’ve been there before, and I’ll be there again.
But if I chose a fave, food would probably...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: desire, food, parody,

Premium Member Deep Dish Pizza
**Parody time!  Please open your hymnals to "He Lives" as this what you can sing this parody to the tune too.

I eat a deep...

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Categories: parody, song,
Premium Member Ham
Some people say a man is made out of ham
I say he's made out of mussel and clam
Mussel and clam, oyster and crab,
Spread like a...

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Categories: animal, death, food, parody,
Premium Member Breakfast Breakfast We Will Eat You
** DISCLAIMER: This poem is a parody of a hymn:  "Joyful Joyful We Adore Thee", some of you might have hymnals that call this...

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Categories: food, parody,
Premium Member John Lennon Gets the Munchies
Imagine there's no cupcake
Someone in the house ate yours
No Krispy Kremes or KitKats
No pudding pops or s'mores
Imagine there's no halva 
Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo...

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Categories: parody, food, humor, imagination, inspiration,
Let's Enjoy This Feast - a Parody
{To be sung to the tune of "Beauty and the Beast" from the same musical}



Dinner bells, they chime
Calling out to me
Today's dish depends
On the market...

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Categories: parody, food, song,
Premium Member If You'Ve Not Had Fried Gizzard
[ to the tune of We’re off to see the Wizard
from the musical Wizard of Oz ]


If you’ve not had fried gizzard,
you’ve never had southern...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: food, parody, song,
Premium Member The Mall Is Now a Ghost Town
If you need to ease your mind,
With silence ever vast.
The mail, a place where you will find,
The ghosts of retail past.

Starting in the parking lot,
With...

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© Jd Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: parody, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Premium Member Little Pumpkins
In remembrance of Malvina Reynolds

Little Pumpkins in a pumpkin patch
Little Pumpkins growing side-by-side
Little Pumpkins taste of sticky taffy
Little Pumpkins in a row.

There's a black one,...

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Categories: parody, children, farm, food, humor,
Constipation
It was constipation, you know
                    ...

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Categories: food, fun, humor, parody,
What You Say To a Cat What a Cat Thinks
What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Categories: parody, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,

Book: Shattered Sighs