Panda Poems

Panda decided to have a serious talk with Oakley
I always have to ride in the backseat, he complained
So tomorrow when we get in the car, can you jump in the back seat?
Oakley barked an okay, but not meaning it actually.

The...Read More

When you clean houses you get to see the strangest ornaments,
Some collections are a defense and a wall of armaments,
Others represent a lifetime of memories and recollections,
A wonderful improvement on memory’s imperfections.
Perhaps the strangest objects were on Mrs Karminski’s shelves.
She...Read More

When you clean houses you get to see the strangest ornaments,
Some collections are a defence and a wall of armaments,
Others represent a lifetime of memories and recollections,
A wonderful improvement on memory’s imperfections.
Perhaps the strangest objects were on Mrs Karminski’s shelves.
She...Read More

When you clean houses you get to see the strangest ornaments,
Some collections are a defence and a wall of armaments,
Others represent a lifetime of memories and recollections,
A wonderful improvement on memory’s imperfections.
Perhaps the strangest objects were on Mrs Karminski’s shelves.
She...Read More

Out on the veranda,
His head upon his paws,
With the coloring of a panda,
Lazy smile upon his jaws.

Dreams fleeting, like a mouse!
Birds are safe for a while.
Mother said,  "Cat, get out of the house!
You're too much, your cunning and guile."

But,...Read More

Animal Crackers

We go to see the animals, 
the zebra and the bear.
The lion, the tiger, 
and sometimes the small hair.
No, not the one… on top of my head. 
The one that is soft and has very big, fat feet. 
He...Read More

Long bushy tail, eats

bamboos and bugs, a loner,

sleeps days, up at night


Date: 06/22/2019

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A narwhal frolicked in the oval office
and stirred the status quo
they tried to remove his tusk
but they wound up eating crow-
Much to their great dismay
babies were a little safer
the economy was aurora hot
he thickened up the thin blue line
and weaved...Read More

China charges 1 million annually
For each panda in our zoos
If we won't pay in full
Then the pandas we will lose
Nasty Panda's the exception
No one wants him here or there
He was paid 1 million dollars
To abscond and disappear!

Here comes the Nasty...Read More

I present my case; the philosophy of fire
Of moons, of my soul.
Deeply serenaded by the high hills of the west,
Reminiscing; thrilled and refreshed
My credo lies in the carved stones of panda forests;
Aristotle avec his own,
I correspond with
The harbours of immortal...Read More

Asian Black, Kodiak, Polar Bear, Grizzly and cuddly Teddy bear too….
Which one would you want to find wearing your pajamas when you have the flu?
The purple and pink striped ones would look the prettiest on the Asian Black,
But she is...Read More

Tardigrades; aka Water Bears, Moss Piglets

Before T-Rex appeared and the Dodo bird disappeared,
Leading to modern-day scientific knowledge increasement,
Creatures of infinitesimal size called ‘Tardigrades’ endure,
Were and are living and thriving, just about anywhere on earth.

From mountain heights to frigid, snow-capped pole...Read More

My cats were named by four of my two hundred grandchildren.

Mr. Fluffy Pants is a gray tabby with white socks, easy to see at night.

Shark is a large intimidating gray outside monster cat; he eats heads off anything that runs...Read More

There’s a panda on my veranda
It’s been there most of the night
I don’t think I would have believed it
But it’s there in back and white...Read More

To be sung to the tune of Lily Marlene, inspired by the lady herself and the film Personal Services - Cynthia played by Julie Walters.

Underneath the lamplight in a leafy street in Streatham
Lived a naughty lady, boy, and was she...Read More

The giraffe
Haughty and fond of herbivorous feasts,
Tends to look down on his wee fellow beasts.

The elephant
Thin outer ears are gargantuan-sized,
Tickling the ivories isn't advised.

The pelican
Genus of water-bird with a long beak,
And in his throat there is food for a week.

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T-ime
I-s
K-eeping
U-s

A-lert
N-ever
I-n
L-axation

Topic: Poet (Tiku Anil Kumar Panda) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...Read More

Just started to frequent a café called ”Crepe Star”
A sweet waitress there remembers us and our histoire
Her name is Amanda
We call her Amanda Panda
Hugged us as we parted, felt like two superstars




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I.
The red winged blackbird  knows how hard it is for me to connect with humans.
But I can still share my joy over this bird with my mom, who is dying for a way in.
II.
I was just told today by...Read More

Panda bears are not real, that's total nonsense
They're manufactured in an obscure Chinese province
Peebs work into the night
Making these Christmas delights
But only give them their naughty parts with the boss' consent




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expecta O' Greta great dep·re·depta
snitchie fumes crud 

Senate weaselin' words

mosaic-speak fungals thrall-truth up your nostrils
unmasked civil·a·tons 

square crotch per smile

poeta decepta leaks India unda bear
panda wear 

fund a hole: Pandora Pumps!

child wonda nuf crumbles Vatican busts
spangled in clown clothes 

bustled...Read More

O! Abstract thing 
I have never seen you 
You exist in my thought 
You find your residence in my heart 
And travel sometimes to my mind. 

You exist as an idea 
You flow within my body 
You submerge yourself with...Read More

Dank club
Beasts' hub

Sleazy
Queasy

False smiles
Damp tiles

Lights dimmed
Eight-limbed

Client?
Pliant.

Tawdry
Bawdry

Creased notes
Fiend gloats

Cash gripped
Head dipped

Lewd song
Will strong

Gyrates
Primates!

All stare
Rent bare

Whistles
Bristles

Tunes cease
No peace

Rump pawed
Applaud

Defile
Fight bile

Soul stabbed
Clothes grabbed

Backstage
Does rage

Crushed dream
Tears stream

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* "Peppermint Panda" is a riff on a London-based 'Gentlemen's club'.


3 November 2017...Read More

Time With My Kids

By: J. Philip Harris

The air smells good here
Better than I’ve ever known
I stop a little while longer and
Let the sweet smell linger stronger

All the eyes that look my way
As if they call to me to say,
“Here I...Read More

Chorus
Sights are far but our minds are close
two hearts share one inhale with one nose
stage acts are for her even the pose
smiles from down she wishes for a rose
ten out of ten is her loyal dose
ever since it was confirmed...Read More