Long Panda Poems
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My cats were named by four of my two hundred grandchildren.
Mr. Fluffy Pants is a gray tabby with white socks, easy to see at night.
Shark is a large intimidating gray outside monster cat; he eats heads off anything that runs past - they roll around on my porch daily.
Panda, a sleek black beauty, is haughty with all of us except one. Except on Wednesdays; Panda is always haughty to everyone on Wednesdays. Because I get home an hour late, and she gets angry about her dinner being at 5:30 instead of 4:30.
Road Kill, lives down to his name; I doubt I can do better with the
description - straggly, mean green eyes, scrappy looking brown, yellow and white
thing, always in the road.
Staring with your dark panda eyes,
Lips hinting a smile,
The carrot offering,
You beckon me
To play your game of souls.
Will I be redeemed or damned?
I fear death is the promise of those eyes
Camouflaged in an angelic visage.
Like a whore peddling sex
At an anti-disestablishmentarianism convention,
I am ripped from my element.
Wary of the risks,
Searching those secretive panda eyes,
Tentatively, I offer my soul.
Damned or redeemed I play.
9/8/04
Older word challenge poem using the words panda, angelic, anti-disestablishmentarianism. Why else would that word ever show up in a poem. PS~ it was the opposition to the established Church of England
He said he was bringing her plaid flowers today.
Pandas exaggerate, right? I said to Aunt Fay.
Not this one, he is pretty level-headed and true.
Okay, I said but plaid flowers make sense to you?
I am just saying he has been totally honest, she said.
He comes over every morning at six to be fed.
Why don’t you stick around and you can see for yourself.
Panda walked in that moment and put plaid flowers on the shelf.
Where did you get those? I asked him, with enormous eyes.
Down at the Chinese market, he said. “No big surprise.”
They have everything down there. Give me a request if you want.
I liked him immediately, but went with him to market so I too could hunt.
Seeing positive results
Sprout out from the happy ground
It grows as fast as tomato plants
You're no longer lost, but finally found!
Dreaming of you
Is falling in love with fiction
And it doesn't sound right
This heartfelt desire is merely an infatuation
I will remain mild like a mama panda with her beloved cubs...
You can rely on me to share with you hopeful delight
Free from the chains of utter pity
Are you alone and blue?
Put out the blue fire that devours you
It shows that you're a man of bountiful bravery
You're no longer lost.
You are found for good.
You have good luck that gives you the guts to run the extra mile
dreaming of you
is kissing fiction... but it's so sincere
so genuine and precious like a redstone
you are more precious than an emerald stone
I will stick to you like a magnet
I love you, so still no regret
I hope to be your compass when you get lost in the forest
just try your best
try your best
you can depend on me to present you with hopeful delight
or should you some hope in mind
I wish you and I could thrive
in the future... we will engage in awesome adventures
if you can keep up with me! Hah!
observing unique auras
blooming out of the blue
Out of the blue
it catches my eyes like fireworks in the midnight sky
you are no longer lost, love...
But you will be found in no time.. my gorgeous dove
make me drink in your undefinable honor
plant in me your nourishing friendship
it reveals to me your robe of jubilance
your rope of eloquence
you're so mature and so articulate
you are no longer lost,
I found you like treasure underneath the ground
I dug you up like gold
I mined you like gold...
you're that important to me
let me give you a gift
a gift that's carved by my love
I hope you gain hopeful delight
when you see me damasked in beautiful light
You came when I needed an etheric friend,
though I never knew you in life.
An angelic guardian I see in dreams.
You died just before I was born yet,
it feels like we've spent a lifetime together.
Protectorate, eternal spirit, arriving when needed;
an infinite connection.
Cartoonist that you are;
in childhood, I knew you as a giant panda bear,
my invisible playmate after grandma died.
You understood just what my
child-mind needed to heal.
Others only labeled me a,
“weird child”.
You inspired me and gave me hope.
To you I attribute my imagination and creativity;
from you I inherited my love of the arts.
Now, astral visits give birth to fresh ideas.
Being an adult should never be boring,
grownup or set stagnant.
If “faith is believing”, then I am rich.
I believe in spirit and soul.
Yes, you came when I needed a friend
and now I believe I can truly be me;
without the condemnation and judgments of others.
You came and you gave me…
back to me.
POOP - TALE : for contest
No embarrassment , everyone poops
So relaxed is the feel after all 's out
No gold and riches can ever buy such feel
I am sure all will agree silently though!
We get that feel for free as nature calls
In body, poop factory is so well- fitted
Based on our lifestyle it is regulated
Frequency n' timing our habits decide
As far as we breathe , we have to poop
No matter where you are, who you are...
How many times daily varies with species and diet...
Bamboos and honey diet makes Panda bears poop,
more than a forty times in a single day !
In other species range follows bell shaped curve
A balanced input-output cycle continues..
Doctors diagnose ailments examining poop,
Sausage shape is ideal poop the doc opines..
Mothers of kids worry if they cry while they poop
Too much delay makes happy a trader in laxatives!
Night soil in fields have made a fertile land
Poop of cattle folk is a manure too good
Everyone poops and is so useful too...
Deadlines and work pressure,meetings with boss
Petty tussles with friends or your own spouse.
Ask for a break saying you need to poop
Instantly you are permitted and you may slide out
Enjoy this break behind washroom doors !!
No more shy business, everyone poops!
Engrossed in reading a suspense thriller,
Or watching the climax of a movie horror
As soon as poop siren raises alarm, you got to go!
Ultimate rule is please don't control
Happily you poop poop poop and flush out !
FOR CONTEST- EVERYONE POOPS
Sponsored by:Roy Jerden
Submitted by: Anulaxmi Nayak
Date: 9th August 2015
glossary:
Bell shaped curve: the normal distribution curve
which has values of all ranges and takes a bell-shape.
Noah welcomed his passengers aboard the ark two-by-twos,
For a trip ordained by God, a hundred and fifty day cruise.
It rained steadily for forty miserable days and nights.
The waters of the deep lifted them to towering heights!
His manifest listed an assortment of strange bedfellow,
Ever whining with a din of roars, screeches and bellows!
No one was pleased with their meager accommodations.
The captain's purser was pressed to quell all frustrations!
Elrod the elephant wanted a stall upgrade ere the trip had begun.
Brian the lion was always on the prowl, snapping at everyone.
Gus the hippopotamus complained about the poor cuisine.
Mr and Mrs Wildebeest were bored with the whole routine!
Lena the hyena annoyed all with her constant, raucous laugh.
Low ceilings and doorways irritated Mr and Mrs Giraffe.
Amanda the panda was agitated about the quality of bamboo.
And hopping mad about everything was Mister Kangaroo!
The six-hundred year old Noah handled things with great aplomb,
Meeting all challenges with great restraint and calm.
He would be well-qualified to command a cruise ship today.
Two-legged critters he could soothe ere he said, "Anchors aweigh!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)
Do not mistake me for a Bear.
True, I look like one, but my features
Resemble those of a raccoon.
Unlike the hulking Grizzly Bear,
I'm not an aggressive meat lover.
I couldn't be more peaceful!
I enjoy a plant-based diet.
Give me a bamboo any day!
No, I don't mind berries, fruit, flowers,
Grasses, bark, and small animals.
Never think "Bear" when you see me!
I do not hibernate;
I simply relax and sleep out in the open.
We couldn't look more different!
Bears wear uniform colors:
Brown, black, or white.
I, on the other hand,
Don a black and white coat
With a prominent black eye markings.
I'm one of the rarest and shyest...
Of wild animals; a solitary beast from China.
I live in cold and damp conditions,
But my dense, waterproof coat
Gives me absolute protection.
An extremely agile climber, I escape...
Larger predators with ease.
I'm a glutton that spends
Two-thirds of my waking hours eating.
Here's a bit more about me...
I stand 5' ft erect.
As a female, I'm shorter in stature.
I weigh up to 265 lbs.
As a female, I weigh less.
I give birth to usually one cup.
Did I mention I'm not a Bear?
Date written: 06/12/2023
On Christmas Eve a call went out from the Pole.
Santa was sick, we needed a witch, faerie or troll.
Someone who could substitute and take his route.
The reindeer were on the hunt, the elves were out.
Santa panda flew in on a magic carpet with a loud brag.
I can do better than any faerie or witch, they mostly drag.
North Pole Council took a vote an appointed him for the day.
At midnight he flew off with a cocky smile in Santa’s red sleigh.
The next day, most of the children of the world were sad.
Accusing their mothers, their uncles and maybe their dads.
Of not wanting them to have presents, wails went up to heaven in threes.
For that silly Santa Panda had gotten lost, and was now stuck in two trees.
“Students make delicious treats for seniors”
What a sacrifice those students are making
It warms the cockles of this old man's heart
Such a sweet and unselfish undertaking
“Teen pregnancies drop off after twenty-five”
Well, I certainly would hope that's the case
That's a dirty big family in any man's language
For the beds, you'd soon run out of space
“Veterinarians take over as panda mating fails”
Okay, now I've got this strange mental picture
It's definitely X-rated if you ask this old guy
I mean really, we should show some respect
“Stiff opposition expected to casket proposal”
It's kind of what you would probably expect
Given the condition of the deceased inside
I mean really, we should show some respect
“Head of African country seeks arms”
Wow! Just a head and a couple of arms
What a weird sight that would turn out to be
Most people would sure be alarmed
“Studies have shown that obesity rubs off”
Well, if that's the case, I'll be a-rubbing
Every day and night till my skin turns raw
Till I get back my happy old zing!