..from that same kid several years and a couple of divorces later...
Dearest Santa,
Here's my list of things for which I am keen,
I've kept it lean,
In case you're kinda short on the green.
Dearest Santa,
I'll pin it near my stocking tonight.
Santa, buddy,
I sure would like a new Smart TV,
Flat screen, HD,
A 60 incher, maybe 3D,
Santa, buddy,
Just stuff it in my stocking tonight.
Santa, pally,
I'd also like a…well…you know what,
And really hot!
Brunette or blonde, whatever you've got,
Santa, pally,
Just put her in mesh stockings tonight.
Excuse me, Santa,
I don't mean to seem crass or crude,
That would be rude,
But I'm submitting this request dude to dude,
So be a buddy,
When you're filling up my stocking tonight.
P.S. Santa,
I have a small confession, I fear,
I haven't been a good boy all year,
And in case you just can't see your way clear,
Dearest Santa,
I'll still dream about mesh stockings tonight.
Thank you and Merry Christmas,
Your friend,
John Dorflemeyer
Categories:
pally, christmas, humor,
Form: Light Verse
There was as black bull called Bob, a big lout
Was really good at his job, was no doubt
Until a heifer called Sally
Said we aint that pally
Bob a Job it might be but you’re no scout
penned 28/01/2018
Categories:
pally, fun,
Form: Limerick
There once was a woman named Sally
She often hung out by the Ally
For less than a buck
She'd quack like a duck
her fellas she nicknamed them pally
To late for limerick contest
Categories:
pally, lust,
Form: Limerick
ROY MERGED
Board ze stage coach Roy'
seat next to maggie Roy
sneak maggie look Roy
steal feel then now Roy
snatch tach.. margie
un-bothered Roy
naughty Roy
this is public place
public display of affection..
forgot you two just met Roy...
Oh see Maggie now angry at you Roy
are you promising..to be good behaved Roy
Roy and Maggie now best of friends..
in their folly try to keep it discreet.. luv
deluding themselves that people are...
unawares.. Roy sings Margie dances..luv
for both are into entertainment.. dances..
Maggie buddy buddies Roy
Roy you tell off Maggie..luv
you don like pal.. the pally
programming you hate...
private affiliated love..
Roy merged Roy
Roy submerged
Roy emerged ..
ROY OH.. loved..
loved and merged..
Lewis k Nyaga
Categories:
pally, cute love, fun, love,
Form: Prose
Let me tell you about sleazy Sally.
She wants to be everyone's Pally.
Just deposit thirty dollars in her slot.
And Sally will give you everything she's got.
Sally says, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Do it fast or do it slow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hello Joe, let me give you a blow.
I want to marry Sleazy Sally
Cause I love her so
Sleazy Sally, She's all right.
I tried her just the other night.
Sleazy Sally, she can put up a fight.
And after years of working, she's still tight.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Marry me Sally. I love you so.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm begging. I'm pleading. Please don't go.
I want to marry Sleazy Sally.
Cause I love her so.
Me and Sally married just the other night
But, she still works on the side, she's got her pride.
She enjoy's her job, with her John's and her Bob's,
but she's mine for free through eternity.
Dilly dally in the alley with Sally
Dilly dally in the alley with Sally
Dilly dally in the alley with Sally
Sally
Sally
Sally
Categories:
pally, passion, me, love, me,
Form: Burlesque
Lilly of the valley,
Bright and morning star,
You have been so pally,
How wonderful you are!
Categories:
pally, devotion
Form: Rhyme