Sleazy Sally

Let me tell you about sleazy Sally.
She wants to be everyone's Pally.
Just deposit thirty dollars in her slot. 
And Sally will give you everything she's got. 

Sally says, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Do it fast or do it slow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hello Joe, let me give you a blow.

I want to marry Sleazy Sally
Cause I love her so

Sleazy Sally, She's all right.
I tried her just the other night.
Sleazy Sally, she can put up a fight.
And after years of working, she's still tight.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Marry me Sally.  I love you so.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm begging. I'm pleading. Please don't go.

I want to marry Sleazy Sally.
Cause I love her so.

Me and Sally married just the other night 
But, she still works on the side, she's got her pride.
She enjoy's her job, with her John's and her Bob's, 
but she's mine for free through eternity.

Dilly dally in the alley with Sally
Dilly dally in the alley with Sally
Dilly dally in the alley with Sally

Sally
Sally
Sally
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Schack Avatar
November 15, 2020 at 9:37 PM
Tanks pal.
Cunningham Avatar
November 13, 2020 at 3:10 PM
Haha , sounds like a nice girl who enjoys a bit of fun. Tom
Schack Avatar
November 15, 2020 at 9:39 PM
Tanks pal.
Anish Avatar
December 29, 2018 at 7:10 PM
Do you have her number? It is easy to fall in love with a hooker - although many of them do not give a damn about you and just want cash. Passed a place today in Chinatown that looked like a brothel. This is a hypocritical country! Look who we elected! Peace & Blessings Matthew Anish
Schack Avatar
March 14, 2017 at 6:06 PM
written in 1984, the author-daniel schack
Halliday Avatar
May 29, 2015 at 4:45 PM
I can see a song in this.
Williams Avatar
December 31, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Daniel love this...David
Schack Avatar
August 10, 2014 at 6:23 AM
thank you David. your poems are great too dan schack
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