Oven Poems - Poems about Oven

I need a new oven I say Mine takes a week to get to four hundred You only bake pizza and cookies, argues my only husband Never will I bake again, until I get a new oven I retort This one is fine, he argues If we had to sell this house, we would have to buy a new one This...

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• Apparently I left the oven on... • And almost blew up the house • Me thinks the reason was me trying to kill a mouse...

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Hand of Mechanical Mayhem, wrought upon the Ghosts of the Machine, lost in the Whirring Cog of the Lunar Alignment, where a Shepard’s Pie cooked in the beam of light. Dinner is done. ...

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Preparations for 'Luau' (LOU-ow) or a Hawaiian Party-like event, for a church Luau, would be a 'Ho'ike' (hoe-'E-kay). The hunters will tie the hind legs of whatever animal will go into an 'i'mu' (E'-moo), which is a dugout hole in the dirt ground, and small amounts of sand thrown in to tame the dirt to...

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There's my cast iron Dutch oven pot, Sitting on the counter, still dirty. Word is, "Don't wash", or it will rust rot. Old fat increases its purity....

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as you are in the oven of love, burning by love day and night. understanding that being in the oven of love, It is the good process to be polished by true love. so give love time to make  you bright like precious diamond your name will be " lovebound" After hearing loving good word....

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granny’s oven began working in the twenties, and working strong she was baking pies, cookies, cakes, and muffins all winter long it is 1959 and her oven is still working her baking heart away. you can hear it heating up at the beginning of every single day. her scones are delicious, her pineapple upside down cake a delight. she sometimes...

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I've grabbed a thousand bagels and my oven mitts fell short Of keeping me from burning self and holding my own snort And now I know that thickness better and shop for what I like When thickness means a lot of money meant to spend on physce...

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WASH the moon ----> bring some soap between dirty words might have been born unlike fetus' now dead How about Boris Karloff: makeup for monster actor acting so funny i died crying life How fruit flies like bananas weeping finding out how my grandfather clock is so full of bugs - buzz me out she has many roses inside the sad mausoleum of i...

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Baking was not an option, long gone were the days (and nights!) of crème brûlée and bûche noël. Such delicacies have taken a more...paternalistic approach, abstaining stove-works entirely, however slippery, often guided by such vintage luminarians as Einstein's popular 'words to live by' & action-tropes by the enticing acrobatic authors, J & L Bird. Various interlopers, actual or...

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We sat there waiting The turkey in the oven Talking and laughing Ready to eat the turkey finally the oven rings. October, 20, 2021 Thanksgiving Tanka Contest....

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Men to turn them on it is extremely simple just press buttons... they are electric ovens...! Women however are accordions... to touch them must be virtuous, a virtuose to solo their hearts !...

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Duck bites the moon Shining in a broken fence Escapes in fright For his peak is hurt As if struck in stone Spin a rush of pinched affections At the point where cotton grew From hands that picked it The sparrow bite a bead Tied in thread Severely choked up Neither he can swallow Nor vomit out; Flies away with long thread strung its heart About the branches in a...

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Smith Wigglesworth, on the Bible, the only book he learned to read at 23: "When I read the newspaper I feel dirtier than I went in. When I read the Bible I feel cleaner than I went in. And I like feeling clean." Thoughts I am expanding upon following Richard's generous visits to my recent...

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My prayer is that you, maybe with a word I share, will love the Bible & adore Jesus. O, it is THE Book of books, Best Romances, adventures, evil people & nations stopped, lessons taught! Peter denied Jesus thrice before His execution. But the LOVE that restored him (& us) is hidden plainly in John...

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