Best Oven Poems

Those kisses from behind
when I cooking supper
make me feel so wonderful

It is like being a newly wed
you taste wonderful 
mixed with sauteed vegetables

Like you love a dab of onion behind my ear
those little bites you feed me
and then I share could make the blind see

And...

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slam home the winner
a barbecue dinner skipped
for grilled hamburgers...

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They bake the bagels fresh in Fairway*
In the public eye.
I rarely pay attention
Even when I'm passing by.

The pumpernickel bin was bare, though;
Nothing else would do.
I asked the baker rolling dough
If, possibly, he knew...

When there would be another batch.
He checked and told me - wait!
In just...

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they would dice many a chive
   by management me from da dive
apartments in hatfield in close proximity 
   to the bloody sorry fate 
   oof a von nee gutt 
   thar slaughter house five.

mine eyes saw gore...

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I wrote this for my sister in law who’s oven is as clean as the day it was fitted many moons ago and it is used by her as much as any other families.

Linda,s oven
Squeeky clean
Linda,s oven
Pristine dream
Linda,s oven
Free from fat
Linda,s oven
Immaculate
Linda,s oven
Baking mutton
Linda,s oven
Clean...

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Minutes in, days out, I would succumb
To an electric wave of heat:  this once
Tidy dress lined in cotton and quilt now appears
Scratched like a hand-me-down cloth;
My  upper ribs  tossed into a furnace
While the sizzling smoke chokes this neck…
Yet, Milady is not done...

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Baking was not an option, 
long gone were the days (and nights!) of crème brûlée  and bûche noël.
Such delicacies have taken a more...paternalistic
approach, 
abstaining stove-works entirely, 
however slippery, 
often guided by such vintage luminarians as Einstein's popular 'words to live by' & action-tropes by...

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A little stream of bubbling sizzles, 
Came near my toes and through my fingers.
As I was watching the air flow, 
My heart was racing, then went slow. 
I couldn’t cope with all the stress;
This anxious, noisy, grey regress. 

The aching longing for a breeze,
Even the...

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I jumped off a plane,                                        ...

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Thanksgiving Day has arrived 
in the nippy month of November,
and the dining room is in a festive mood;
Holiday music is softly playing in the living room...
the aromatic smell of the oven roasted gobbler
spreads to each room, to make everyone drool
for a taste  of this...

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•.?*... ...*?.• •*.

these myopic ocular orbs pine 
   for an attractive gal to be adored
far eye got the near rest insight 
   per a magic bullet if...

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WASH the moon ----> bring some soap 
between dirty words might have been born
unlike fetus' now dead
How about Boris Karloff:
makeup for monster actor acting
so funny i died crying life
How fruit flies like bananas
weeping finding out how
my grandfather clock is 
so full of bugs - buzz...

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The feeling of emptiness is all that is left with memories of I love yous and forget me
nots an ocean now resides between our touch but maybe that is just a little too much.

 

Building foundations that I know one day will fall but never...

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Every man loves to stare at appliances because they feel it’s so fun, 

I actually saw a beautiful oven that I really don’t want to share with anyone!

You see, with this oven you’ll find it to be so exquisite and unique,

And I know placing my...

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Smith Wigglesworth, on the Bible, the only book he learned to read at 23: "When I read the newspaper I feel dirtier than I went in. When I read the Bible I feel cleaner than I went in. And I like feeling clean."
 

Thoughts I...

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