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I am not made for these modern times Missouri mud runs through my veins unspoiled country air flows through my lungs. my roots are intertwined in the bedrock of culture, traditions and folklore of a pioneer Midwest My heart beats with the rhythm of wind through oak trees the sway of golden wheat steady fall of summer rain on metal porch...

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Categories: outdated, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Outdated, Inflated
The truth is outdated Falsehoods inflated With hyperbole created… Fishing poles baited wriggling worms slated to reel in us guppies addlepated… ...

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Categories: outdated, analogy, fish, hyperbole, truth,
Form: Rubai



Premium Member Outdated Concepts
who needs to know their gender identity as the moon and sun compose the dance felicitous and in harmonious balance to the sound of non-binary revolutions they transit sapiosexual fulfilment without specification as to which one of them takes the traditional lead in the ballet unless you are German … der Mond but die Mondnacht die Sonne and der Sonnenaufgang the rise and fall of...

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Categories: outdated, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Fossilitis Ignoratious
If your ego is capacious Or your appetite voracious For a plucky, pertinacious Confidence in cherished creeds, Then your genius, though sagacious, Conjures arguments audacious Never seeing they’re fallacious: Truth be told, you’re in the weeds. Your disease: a contumacious Predilection for tenacious Relics of the late Cretaceous Buried deep within your soul. Now the clash of clues vexatious Shows your self-made strait hellacious; Still your will proves efficacious To...

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Categories: outdated, funny, humor, humorous, mental
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Outdated Phrase
Back in my days, there was an often heard phrase, but these days it is not very popular. The phrase I refer to, that mainly my generation can relate to, is, "I wish I had a camera."...

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Categories: outdated, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme



Outdated Colecovision
I don't understand my cousin or his dumb decision. There are many video game consoles but he only plays the Colecovision. I tell him to buy an XBOX One or a Sony PS4. I've suggested it many times but I get ignored. He says that the Colecovision is the best console that has ever been made. Obviously my cousin has...

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Categories: outdated, funny, games, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Outdated
she was hot - like a menopausal flash he was hard - like arteriosclerosis limber lumbar but an ancient memory a touch senile, maybe, a touch unsensory and yet the sparks still sparkled in eyes that cataracts encircled old flames popped from recollections of wanton desired seductuous affections desiring what's called dirty, before becoming dirt flaunting flirty, hungering each other's desserts s l o...

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Categories: outdated, old, romance, sexy,
Form: Couplet
Not Outdated Or Far Away
God is not outdated or far away He hears, and will answer each Time you pray. He’s never too late He’s always on time, relevant and Reachable, the truest friend you’ll Ever find. Many religions historically has been Branded with a code of conduct. Christianity is not being religious And dull, but a close personal Relationship with God around the clock. Some say Christians...

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Categories: outdated, faithgod, god, me,
Form: I do not know?
Outdated Copywriter
Outdated Copywriter There is some old websites we are not sure where the people went they disappeared and left the website running and people just continue using it? The copywrite usually just says 1995 and the people where they went are they even still alive? The Outdated copywriter lives in the old shoe with the...

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Categories: outdated, computer-internet, depression, faith, natural
Form: Free verse

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