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Thank You Out Of Gas Poems

These Thank You Out Of Gas poems are examples of poetry about Thank You Out Of Gas. These are the best examples of Out Of Gas Thank You poems written by international poets.


Passing Gas In the Name of Love
here we are in a spinning glove
passing gas in the name of love
on a lazy day happily doing nothing
exchanging humorous kisses and hilariously strategic touching
it...

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Categories: out of gas, beautiful, god, happy, inspirational



Premium Member The Last Gallon of Gas On Earth - At Auction
Given the astronomical amount of gasoline consumed world-wide every single day…could this scenario not be all that far off?


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Categories: out of gas, cry,

Premium Member Watch That Gas Gauge - 1st Half
This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size...

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Categories: out of gas, humor,

Premium Member I'M a Gas - It's Official -
An ultrasound scan of my tum
Showed lots of foul gas soon will come
I try to hold it in
But much to my chagrin
Foul farts are shooting...

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Categories: out of gas, health, humorous, wind,

Gas Prices
Have you noticed what has been happening these days?
Those oil companies are perpetuating their ways.
The prices at the pumps continue to rise.
They go up each...

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Categories: out of gas, life




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