Humorous Out Of Gas Poems
These Humorous Out Of Gas poems are examples of Out Of Gas poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Out Of Gas Humorous poems written by international poets.
Silent but DeadlySilent but Deadly (Written 2014)
In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay,
Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array.
With a glimmer that...
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out of gas, fun, humorous, old,
GasA gassy stomach isn't funny
If you fart it comes out runny
Your pants are full of liquid gas
That wouldn't stay in your a--...
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out of gas, funny, humorous,
Becoming Gasbeyond reasonable doubts
behind rabid regrets
beneath a bleeding world
below bombing cyclones
between raging atmospheric rivers
I slide around in a pit of digital snakes
I track my disintegrating limbs
I...
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out of gas, dark, humorous, society, surreal,
Passing Gas In the Name of Lovehere we are in a spinning glove
passing gas in the name of love
on a lazy day happily doing nothing
exchanging humorous kisses and hilariously strategic touching
it...
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out of gas, beautiful, god, happy, inspirational
Gas PainsI used to fill my tank for a dollar
Now, paying forty bucks makes me holler
I need...
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out of gas, car, humorous,
The Gas Is GoneThe gas has gone, gasp,
walk, and walk fast
the pump drips drops
and the drops don't last
what a bloody disaster,
gotta run to go...
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out of gas, humorous,
Sir Elton Passes GasSir Elton (my Keeshond) ate a raw prune
Couldn’t get out of the house, none too soon,
Left me a deposit
Actually, was it
Putrid smell from a passing...
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out of gas, humorous,
Gas On the BusOur Jenny passed gas on the bus
We knew it was headed for us
We...
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out of gas, humorous,
Gas PainsI used to fill my tank for a dollar
Now, paying forty bucks makes me holler
I need...
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out of gas, humorous,
I'M a Gas - It's Official -An ultrasound scan of my tum
Showed lots of foul gas soon will come
I try to hold it in
But much to my chagrin
Foul farts are shooting...
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out of gas, health, humorous, wind,
Thoughts of YoreThere's nothing like a pressured toot
to get you out of bed.
The moving sheets, the rustled beat;
of flatulence ahead.
That very sound to wake you up
and start...
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out of gas, analogy, humor, humorous, introspection,
Gas Station SushiOw! gas station sushi.
I want my gas station sushi.
I don't care about the cramps & the whooshi.
Just give me my gas station...
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out of gas, funny, humorous, hurt, pain,
Please, May There Beano More GasThere was an old man from Bluegrass,
who always ate green sassafras.
...
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out of gas, humorous,
Laughing GasLaughing hard can cause involuntary bursts of gas...toot!
---------------10.11.2016
Funny One Liner: Silent One Contest...
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out of gas, humorous,
Gas Is a Powerful Thing(Disclaimer: this is what happens when I am bored at work on a Saturday)
Gas is a powerful thing
It can certainly clear a room
Yes gas is...
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out of gas, fun, humor, humorous, silly,