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Gas Is a Powerful Thing

(Disclaimer: this is what happens when I am bored at work on a Saturday)

Gas is a powerful thing
It can certainly clear a room
Yes gas is a powerful thing
It can make the strongest swoon

Gas is a powerful thing
It is most deadly when its silent
Yes gas is a powerful thing
It can even be quite pliant

 gas is a powerful thing
Its even flamable I suppose
Yes gas is a powerful thing
If you light it it just might explode

Yes gas is a powerful thing

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Stephanie Stanley

Date: 6/5/2016 12:38:00 PM

Great use of work time, JW. Thanks for the chuckle. FYI.....*flammable :) Steph

Jan Allison

Date: 6/4/2016 5:08:00 PM

ha ha ha oh I love writing farting poems - this poem is a gas lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/4/2016 8:52:00 PM

I too have written a farting poem today... it must be something in the air lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jw Kiefer
Date: 6/4/2016 5:27:00 PM

Hahaha...it came to me suddenly and quite unexpectedly. Especially, since my work mate was in front of me.

Christine Saputo

Date: 6/4/2016 4:47:00 PM

Cute! Made me giggle! Thanks for making me laugh this evening! :)