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Health Out Of Gas Poems

These Health Out Of Gas poems are examples of Out Of Gas poems about Health. These are the best examples of Out Of Gas Health poems written by international poets.


Premium Member I'M a Gas - It's Official -
An ultrasound scan of my tum
Showed lots of foul gas soon will come
I try to hold it in
But much to my chagrin
Foul farts are shooting...

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Categories: out of gas, health, humorous, wind,



Premium Member My Friend With Privileges
How shall I begin,
we say we're not a couple,
but we had been living together 
since I don't know when.
Why I can tell you how the...

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Categories: out of gas, cute love, fantasy, humor,

Premium Member Health Tip
My friend Mike is a jolly good bloke
He recalls when he first drank a Coke
   Gas and acid filled his throat
  ...

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Categories: out of gas, health,

Premium Member Methane Gas
Humans create methane faster than earth can remove it
Like a NASA launching site, a gaseous substance does emit
Two and a half times the pollution
Since the...

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Categories: out of gas, health,


Book: Shattered Sighs