Funny Onomatopoeia Poems

the snoring of a smoorsgord beast
is louder than a drunken feast

he flaps his lips like shivering cold
his nostrils wide like rabbit holes

his mouth can fit...

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Chickens aim so high.
Aha! That's what I thought too,
When I hear you cluck....

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In the midnight's hush, a word was whispered,
A message destined for the Mooli's own kin,
A task entrusted to the son's devoted heart,
To carry forth, to...

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" You're a twit-ta-woo! "
The cheeky owl criticized.
" You are one too-hoo! "


Written 15th October 2021
For the Owl Haiku Contest
Sponsor Robert James Liguori...

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The time of the clock,
The ships are in the dock,
The whistle of the wind,
Through the haughty tamarind,
Now I can’t think ‘cause it’s summer, don’t mock.

06/09/2020...

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CHAMELIONS AND WATERMELONS 

One foot forward, pause a sec
Two foot forward, pause and check
Googley green goggles, round and round spies. 
Slow reptilian eyes spots garden...

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Grip it, rip it, stick it.
Bombed it, flopped it, topped it too.

Stay, sit, slice, scoot,
Run, kick, roll, draw,
Carry, fly, die, spin,
Watch the little ball go...

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The odor I get The more pungent I get,                ...

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Owl’s Whoo Whoo……

Do not ask me whoo is whoo.
   I will tell you whoo whoo whoo!
Whoo can fly at night like me?
 ...

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"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."--Einstein

"what's time," asked the tyke
"just pick any time you like
since they all happen...

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I think that I may never see a
tree's sounds lovely as onomatopoeia

to see, to hear, just too profound
sound beats cool on worded ground

ain't it funny...

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