Funny One Poems
These Funny One poems are examples of One poems about Funny. These are the best examples of One Funny poems written by international poets.
You have ONE new message in the group chatPsalm 23: OMG Internet
My GR8 new provider!
Hope UR all doing OK.
Wanted to talk about OMG,
Internet service offering GR8 package,
So glad I switched recently!
a)...
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one, bible,
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were...
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one, animal, dog, funny, humor,
Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...
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one, baby, child, emotions, feelings,
Mamma - Silent One -POTD
Mamma you work very hard for our family
Always giving and never taking
Mother's Day is on March 10 in the UK
Mother's Day is on May 12...
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one, angel, family, life, love,
The OneI can only be one.
The funny one.
The kind one.
Or even the silly one.
But I’m just the crazy one.
In every group I try.
But I always give...
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one, angst, anxiety, mental illness,
An Alien Snatched My Wife One Strange NightAn alien snatched my wife one strange night,
To planet Speed, they took her in flight.
But the alien confessed,
She'd been sorely unimpressed,
So back home, he returned...
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one, funny, humor, nonsense,
One Time In Nursery SchoolOne time when I was in nursey school, Miss Shanahan had everyone sit in a circle and one-by-one say what we wanted to be when...
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one, child, funny, god,
The DrawerThe Drawer
In the drawer in the kitchen,
there is a bit of this,
some of that,
and everything else!
Well, nearly so.
There is tape, and...
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one, adventure, america, feelings, giving,
One Day Hoonkie Came To King Salz's HallOne day, Hoonkie came to King Salz's hall,
Demanded a penny, but the king's voice did fall,
He seized the poor Hoonkie, threw him in the gaol,
In...
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one, funny, humor, satire,
That One GuyHey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been...
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one, absence, change, depression, emotions,
One For the LadsMy days are numbered now,
Since I married the greedy sow.
She thought it was funny,
Spending all of my money,
I'm back where I started,some how.
She took me...
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one, for her, fun, funny,
To the One I Lost TwiceIt was a life time ago, ...
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one, boy, fun, girl, teen,
One For the Road
lorna applebee is the name
her tale recurs always same
a phlebotomist and i
after twelve mai tai
elope a real bloody shame.
...
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one, break up, funny, funny
The One and Only Banana ManHe travels like the speed of light! So powerful he is look at him go!
It’s only him…
The one and only……BANANANANA MANNN!
Banana man-banana Man, banana-na na-banana...
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one, funny,
Let's Call This One of My Funny MoodsLet me tell you about my heroes
I'm in full appreciation these are either niche or unpopular (how devilishly bold of me!)
Cast you mind back to...
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one, anxiety,