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Psalm 23: OMG Internet
My GR8 new provider!
Hope UR all doing OK.
Wanted to talk about OMG,
Internet service offering GR8 package,
So glad I switched recently!
a) Excellent tech support (24-7),
+ really good wi-fi coverage.
b) Unlimited mobile phone calls/data,
includes mainland Europe,
(really handy post Brexit).
c) Free add-ons include,
dash-cam + various travel apps.*
d) Fabulous offers for all subscribers.
BTW OMG sent me QR code,
"all-you-can-eat-buffet" offer,
(with unlimited drinks) at fancy restaurant.
Lovely gesture :)
didn't take to some diners though.
*FYI - I ride the devils highway,
Bolton's A666 is noted for fatalities,
See Greater Manchester Police stats,
Not worried TBH, thanks to OMG,
+ full roadside breakdown & recovery service.
Please check out my YouTube channel...
See funny clips of restaurant adventures.
I overdid the main course LOL!
Shouldn't have gone back for seconds,
- or thirds,
I ended up with balsamic,
- on my face,
& spilt wine,
- all over the carpet,
(hilarious!).
Check out further updates, photos, reviews,
PLS follow me on Snapchat,
+ Instagram, Tik-Tok, etc.
I would certainly recommend OMG,
if you want to change provider.
NB. All details correct,
- at the time of posting.
PLS check details carefully,
Always seek independent advice if necessary.
Be good & keep sharing the kindness!
BFN
Copyright © Martin Challender | Year Posted 2024
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