Funny On The Spot Poems

When I was only seven and happy we moved

leaving my very best friend Spot behind

leaving a family member

I cried for many weeks

I missed my best...

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I asked where is my bag of candy?                 ...

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I found the perfect shady spot
Where I could do some writing.
With river view and chirping birds,
It surely was inviting.

I noticed that the nearby benches
All were...

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He thought he knew me oh so well
Every inch and flinch and swallow
But as time passed I realized 
How empty unfulfilled and shallow
One sided love...

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My dog has run up to my face
Gives me a bath with little grace
Licks every spot
Even my snot
Seemingly without any disgrace

Russell Sivey...

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The other day my cousin Mabel
She said to me
Mike I ain't never seen
Nothing before like your poetry

Cuz, you need to be famous
We're going to take...

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Once a year, it's the season, I fear
That lures us three, to the loch
Were we rent a boat, in earnest we hope
To catch all the...

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So I am asked to make a poem about turtles,
Then I how I think of how they met,
So let me tell you a little love...

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A funny thing happened on my way to work
Was stopped by a down and out man
Asked if I could spare a ten spot for a...

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GO 
ALL THE WAY
ALL THE DAY

FROM HERE 
TO THERE 
AND BACK

FROM LEFT
TO RIGHT
UP OR DOWN

AROUND 
AND AROUND
WE GO

AND 
AT THE END
MY FRIEND

THE LIKELIHOOD
THAT WE 
WILL...

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When I was young 
I longed to 
be surrounded by trees,
water and flowers 
without bees,for
fear I might get stung: 

Overreacting I would run...
act a fool...

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Reefer Hits The Spot!

I can’t stop my use of pot,
It helps relieve my pain and makes it stop.

I used to see it at rock concerts
and...

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