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X marks the spot

He thought he knew me oh so well Every inch and flinch and swallow But as time passed I realized How empty unfulfilled and shallow One sided love is torment When he doesn't have a clue Faking is not my forte What's a girl to do? I have told him time and time Where the magic lies Whether booze or lack of brains He just can't get it right So now I have decided To purchase a black pen And each and every jolly spot I will mark with an X for Him If this does not work Than kick him out the door For what's a girl to do When the man is just a bore!

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Date: 10/27/2017 7:37:00 PM
Hey, that’s a great idea Kelli, I’m gonna suggest it to my wife ;) Your poem brought a smile to my face.
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Kelli White
Date: 10/27/2017 10:12:00 PM
Hahaha. Thank you. Humor can save your sex life. Go to the emergency room and get a surgery marker. Surprise your wife. Lol