X Marks the Spot

He thought he knew me oh so well Every inch and flinch and swallow But as time passed I realized How empty unfulfilled and shallow One sided love is torment When he doesn't have a clue Faking is not my forte What's a girl to do? I have told him time and time Where the magic lies Whether booze or lack of brains He just can't get it right So now I have decided To purchase a black pen And each and every jolly spot I will mark with an X for Him If this does not work Than kick him out the door For what's a girl to do When the man is just a bore!