Funny Old Poems

Get thee hence! Get thee hence!
Away the riffraff from my fence
Ye've rattled window and rattled doors
Till there's no peace upon the moors
The hallowed folk have...

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dessert door dessert door
opens to custard and cream
but jester broke in
with bells and a spoon
. . . and
off with his head!
said the queen

dessert door dessert...

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Quince shaped houses landscape Julienned Street
where citric groans once molded a blue cheese night.  
In one home lives reclusive Graham and his wife, Coco,
two...

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A limerick-composing old man
Devised a most devious plan.
Rejecting convention,
I fear I must mention,
He fried all his verse in a pan....

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It is not a matter of when at all
for I am in my old age, the young-old
stage, in a couple of years middle-old.
My memory still...

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When you are old not much seems new
But technology trolls and cars suck too
I like the old cars with frames solid heavy
Does good a heart...

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Inspired by the YouTube’s videos

I watch the aging actors’ faces
Part of my youth, of there and then
The ruthless time erases traces
To waypoint stops, us younger...

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argh 
the wooden pirate
with a real leg
‘pon his left shoulder
not a parrot but a peg

argh
his ship inverted
sailed ‘neath the wave
and in his treasure chest
was a...

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Autumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip...

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Fogarty Nostril was a walking rigmarole 
though on the whole, a lonely soul
in magic, wizardry and alchemy 
his complex way was frighteningly
fussy and bothersome, often...

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Hi how are you?
Is it really you?
You used to look magnificent 
but now you look so different!


I must confess
that I guess 
that all those late...

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I

Old Age, let me not be a fugitive, 
Renegade, nor an earnest votary,
Yet, when ye arrive on one unknown eve,
Let no stray doubts dwell on...

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Then, the Good Old Days
Better than what’s now, always
This law, all obeys

When, in good times past
Bygones better, Everlast
Nows always surpassed

And, back further still
Even better then,...

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Alright everyone, quiet please!
May I tell a tale, I have the perfect story!
 Well then sit....cause I'm going to....
 Pull up a chair, or on...

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It’s funny when we’re young and we think we know it all
we don’t always listen to what our elders have to say…
Often we don’t realize...

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