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Funny Old Poems

These Funny Old poems are examples of Old poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Old Funny poems written by international poets.


Old Woodbeard
argh 
the wooden pirate
with a real leg
‘pon his left shoulder
not a parrot but a peg

argh
his ship inverted
sailed ‘neath the wave
and in his treasure chest
was a...

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Categories: old, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,



Premium Member An Autumn Tale
Autumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip...

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Categories: old, pain, work,

Fogarty Nostril
Fogarty Nostril was a walking rigmarole 
though on the whole, a lonely soul
in magic, wizardry and alchemy 
his complex way was frighteningly
fussy and bothersome, often...

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Categories: old, character, fun, humorous, life,

The Fountain of Old Age
Hi how are you?
Is it really you?
You used to look magnificent 
but now you look so different!


I must confess
that I guess 
that all those late...

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© Ryan Sms  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: old, funny,

I loathe to turn last page of life
I

Old Age, let me not be a fugitive, 
Renegade, nor an earnest votary,
Yet, when ye arrive on one unknown eve,
Let no stray doubts dwell on...

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Categories: age, old,



Premium Member Then, the Good Old Days
Then, the Good Old Days
Better than what’s now, always
This law, all obeys

When, in good times past
Bygones better, Everlast
Nows always surpassed

And, back further still
Even better then,...

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Categories: old, funny, future, humorous, time,

Premium Member Grandma's Stories
Grandma's Stories

“Can I tell a tale? Well sit.I'm going to. Pull up a chair, or on the floor that will do. 
I'm elderly now as...

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Categories: old, age, family, funny, grandmother,

Premium Member YOUNG AND OLD
It’s funny when we’re young and we think we know it all
we don’t always listen to what our elders have to say…
Often we don’t realize...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: old, age, youth,

Premium Member Rambling
Quote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again." 

As l get older,
I find the same...

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Categories: old, baby, day, kid, mom,

Premium Member HUMOR LAUGH SO HARD I CRIED AND PEED
Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed 
just like an toddler child

2/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee...

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Categories: old, analogy, anxiety, character, cry,

Jolly Old St Nick
In a land adorned with tinsel and lights,
Where merry hearts danced through winter nights,
Christmas arrived, bringing laughter and cheer,
A time when joy and humor drew...

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Categories: old, 7th grade, christmas, funny,

Premium Member OLD AND NEW FAVORITE COLORS
When I was young I remember owning a box of 64 Crayola crayons…
It came with a sharpener on the back too…
I remember of all those...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: old, color,

And the Silly Old Prat
There once was a guy with a beard.
It was bushy and white and afeared.
And he'd like to say
That he brushed every day,
And everyone else was...

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Categories: old, funny, silly,

Last Organ Grinder
You can always hear the jangling sound,
Of the organ grinder as he makes his way around.

He's out there in the rain or sun,
And everyone looks...

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© Mark West  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: old, age, childhood, culture, farewell,

My Old Boss
my old boss
 - one of the boys 
wrote an omnibus
on the bus
not the best
it was a bust
oh, my old boss
he turned to booze...

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Categories: old, fun, funny, humor, humorous,


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