Funny Old Poems
These Funny Old poems are examples of Old poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Old Funny poems written by international poets.
Old Woodbeardargh
the wooden pirate
with a real leg
‘pon his left shoulder
not a parrot but a peg
argh
his ship inverted
sailed ‘neath the wave
and in his treasure chest
was a...
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old, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
An Autumn TaleAutumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip...
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old, pain, work,
Fogarty NostrilFogarty Nostril was a walking rigmarole
though on the whole, a lonely soul
in magic, wizardry and alchemy
his complex way was frighteningly
fussy and bothersome, often...
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old, character, fun, humorous, life,
The Fountain of Old AgeHi how are you?
Is it really you?
You used to look magnificent
but now you look so different!
I must confess
that I guess
that all those late...
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old, funny,
I loathe to turn last page of lifeI
Old Age, let me not be a fugitive,
Renegade, nor an earnest votary,
Yet, when ye arrive on one unknown eve,
Let no stray doubts dwell on...
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age, old,
Then, the Good Old DaysThen, the Good Old Days
Better than what’s now, always
This law, all obeys
When, in good times past
Bygones better, Everlast
Nows always surpassed
And, back further still
Even better then,...
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old, funny, future, humorous, time,
Grandma's StoriesGrandma's Stories
“Can I tell a tale? Well sit.I'm going to. Pull up a chair, or on the floor that will do.
I'm elderly now as...
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old, age, family, funny, grandmother,
YOUNG AND OLDIt’s funny when we’re young and we think we know it all
we don’t always listen to what our elders have to say…
Often we don’t realize...
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old, age, youth,
RamblingQuote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again."
As l get older,
I find the same...
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old, baby, day, kid, mom,
HUMOR LAUGH SO HARD I CRIED AND PEEDHumor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed
just like an toddler child
2/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee...
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old, analogy, anxiety, character, cry,
Jolly Old St NickIn a land adorned with tinsel and lights,
Where merry hearts danced through winter nights,
Christmas arrived, bringing laughter and cheer,
A time when joy and humor drew...
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old, 7th grade, christmas, funny,
OLD AND NEW FAVORITE COLORS
When I was young I remember owning a box of 64 Crayola crayons…
It came with a sharpener on the back too…
I remember of all those...
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old, color,
And the Silly Old PratThere once was a guy with a beard.
It was bushy and white and afeared.
And he'd like to say
That he brushed every day,
And everyone else was...
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old, funny, silly,
Last Organ GrinderYou can always hear the jangling sound,
Of the organ grinder as he makes his way around.
He's out there in the rain or sun,
And everyone looks...
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old, age, childhood, culture, farewell,
My Old Bossmy old boss
- one of the boys
wrote an omnibus
on the bus
not the best
it was a bust
oh, my old boss
he turned to booze...
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old, fun, funny, humor, humorous,