Humorous Ode Poems

When I met him, he was hungry and homeless.
Rumor had it that he once played basketball
for the infamous Harlem Globe Trotters.

Three traits that I observed...

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They ride up and down
all day swallowing people
and regurgitating them out 
on floors, doors opening
to bell rings with progress
plotted in moving lights 
floor by floor,...

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wiry wily 
snakily snake
like a load of spaghetti
all coily not straight

roundy and writhy 
curly with flow
like stringy all knotty
and cotton to sew

a scribble of dribble
all...

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Thanking goes far among our humankind, 
Stops short however on the darker side - 
Whole wild universe
Bears poor poultry’s curse - 
Touching thanks to turkey,...

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O delicacy born of
some cow's milk and dough
when toasted for breakfast
how I love you so

Whether topped with onions
or sesame seeds
or nothing at all
you fill all...

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I was robbed! She said
Every brain in my head!
They came in the night
Stole my gray matter bright

I had nothing to add
as she is quite mad
a...

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Best kitchen utensil, invented by man -
By far favourite, fantastic frying pan! 
Be it onion, French toast or eggs and bacon, 
My fancy taste buds,...

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Quote: She was from the French side of town a red jolie  
He was from Italian blood, all fingers & thumbs, oh boy !...

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Oh, how I love you so.
You are my morning pleasure.
My afternoon delight.
I crave you at night.

You sit in silence waiting my arrival.
Scenting the air with...

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Oh traffic light, oh traffic light
Why do you keep me waiting so.

Oh traffic light, oh traffic light
With your red light glaring and your ominous glow.

Oh...

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I found it on the internet,
done up in shades: black, white, a gray;
a photograph of a woman,
what her name is, I cannot say.

She’s not wearing...

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Have you ever sat while deep in thought,
on a brand new toilet seat that you just bought?
Maybe you wondered and felt despair,
about that poor little...

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You make my life so easy
sucking up the dirt and fluff,
hair that makes me quite queasy 
and all sorts of unmentionable stuff.
You never get tired...

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For hamburgers hotdogs and french fried potatoes
add the sweet savory sauce a gift from tomatoes
Ketchup Ketchup pour it thick
for bland foods it does the trick

Scramble...

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Our poetic scrumptious soup 
Is pretty much like chicken coop;
We lay great words by a large scoop
And promptly drop by the front stoop.
We keep each...

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