Funny Obituary Poems

Look out you might see them,
scuttling down your street,
patting the neighbour’s dog, 
nodding to people they meet.

They lurk on hospital corridors,
wearing their black shiny shoes,
then...

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Al Jaffee
He is missed MADly.
A rascal at heart,
smiles to impart....

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“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.

I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will...

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A pretty tricky rhyme scheme -


Early Wednesday morning I was sitting down at Millie’s, taking just a minute - to digest what I’d been fed...

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The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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What the obituary doesn’t say & I want to remember is how you were a family leader making our breakfasts, driving us to school, and...

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The Crowned Dead

The growing of green things, 
should concern all of us. 
The fires burning in far lands, 
can still reach US(a). 
There are all...

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Wormwood

There is a place, 
in the middle of nowhere... now. (hushed whisper) 
It is hot and cooking,
and yet...things are green. 
Nature has taken back, 
what...

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The Worth of Rice

Food is a daily need. 
Some eat well, are fed well, 
are taken care of, 
while others have little, 
or none. 

It...

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White Tiger

Giant beast, 
un-caged power of destruction, 
taking apart my life one day at a time. 
Ever-growing and living off, 
the suffering of my apparent...

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Fruits and Friendships

An open heart, 
an open hand, 
a way to say, 
He is in command. 

Placing others above yourself, 
ever trying to reach, 
a...

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The Ax

Sometimes death is easier. 
Wow, that is terrible. 
Divorce, rips families to shreds. 
This is mine-that is not.
Confusion and conflict. 
The kids… oh yeah,...

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Arriving in Spring,
                      ...

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I've run that masterful marathon called life.... 
I've learned, grown, laughed, and taken my bits of misery and strife

Oh! In the beginning, it's kinda funny...

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Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,

they pop like a fast moving pill,

I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,

and running with a skunk who...

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