Funny Obituary Poems

Look out you might see them
scuttling down your street
patting the neighbour’s dog 
nodding to people they meet

They lurk on hospital corridors
wearing their black shiny shoes
then...

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Al Jaffee
He is missed MADly.
A rascal at heart,
smiles to impart....

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“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.

I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will...

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The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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What the obituary doesn’t say & I want to remember is how you were a family leader making our breakfasts, driving us to school, and...

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Arriving in Spring,
                      ...

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I've run that masterful marathon called life... 
I've learned, grown, laughed, and taken my bits of misery and strife

Oh! In the beginning, it's kinda funny...

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Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,

they pop like a fast moving pill,

I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,

and running with a skunk who...

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Uncle Arthur's Final Farewell

The Service was well attended,
As we bid our final farewells.
Reverend Peters made the address
and thanked him for ringing the bells.

Not once did...

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He was born in Yonkers, just north of New York City.
This man grew up to be funny and witty.
While working in a luncheonette owned by...

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You are dead now and I am sorry,
For all of the things you thought I should have been,
For all of the things you wanted me...

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