Obi Poems - Poems about Obi

Obi-Wan Kenobi's lesser known brothers: The womanizer, Don-Wan Founder of the Puerto Rican Capitol, San-Wan The divorce attorney, Nobody-Wan The Chinese Food chef, Sesh-Wan Inventor of plastic bottle caps, Scru-Wan Designer of compact luggage, Stow-Wan The lazy nomad, Bed-Wan The eternal encourager, Go-Wan The coupon-clipping twins, Buy-Wan Get-Wan [Humor attribution: all humor by yours truly]...

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Make our obi-edient pay I wish this big plans Are not just for your political elevation sir On another expense of the people Despite we see you as the best Candidate I hope you are for real Cos once I felt we are closer To have a different change But when I remember you are a politician I...

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Prince Obi Wan is not a morning dog, you see — He grumbles and he fusses, when awakened, Just like me! Wherever I am, You will find him there, He is my flame through time, That shall never fail, With him, I have not one fear, He howls his complaints, When things do not quite go his way – Yet even still, he is...

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I write on this cold lonely night Nothing but clouds in this blinding dark Sitting on this empty bed of mine Hearing the birds chirp and dogs bark I miss you like the snow misses the rain I need you like the moon seeks the sun But She needs you more than I could ever say You bring the difference, you're the...

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(Dedicated to Sir Alec Guinness who died August 5, 2000.) You starred in Star wars as a Jedi knight. Darth Vader killed you during your lightsaber fight. People still love those Star wars films because they're fun. It was genius when George Lucas cast you as Obi-Wan. You returned as a ghost in episodes five and six. Your contribution improved those...

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