My wife said she would die first, I must wait my turn,
she who must be obeyed now rests in a ceramic urn.
7/22/2018
God sometimes I don’t know why you do the things you do
Why you made me do things one way –your way
I didn’t understand it at the time
Only later found out that you know it all along
Ahead of time
And you plan my way
I just did not know it
Or see it
God I am glad I obeyed you
It all makes sense now
Only later
I can see your reasoning
Why you did what you did
I can only say
God
Hallelujah God
You
Oh Mighty One
A very special love I craved
It just appeared I had not prayed
The upper class the highest grade
Back and forth with words we played
Sincere was my heart with commitment made
My thoughts and desires are daily paid
Hopes to please with eloquent praise
To the one who's feet my love I laid
I have obeyed you
Doing what you said
Carrying out your will
Knowing it is now in You
It is up to you
To perform
To complete
To fulfill
I have absolute faith that you would prove
Yourself
Oh Justifier, Magnifier, Glorifier
What would you not do?
The Dictator's Orders Must Be Obeyed
By Elton Camp
The leader of Moronistan had a grandiose plan
So his country's power all would understand
He gathered his scientists to tell them what to do
And that they'd die unless his ambition came true
"Visiting the moon and Mars has become routine.
I want us to do something that's never before seen."
"Instead of going to those spots, it'd be more fun
If we send a manned ship to check out the sun."
The scientists looked shocked and turned pale
For the dictator's scheme was certain to fail
They looked at one another is greatest dismay
The most distinguished one finally did say
"Excellency, the sun is far away and very hot.
A place for us to be going, it simply is not."
The dictator thought it over for a short while
Then to his face came a very broad smile
His idea, though, didn't prove to be very bright
"In that case, I direct you to just go at night."