The Oahu Ouch
On the island of Oahu, once lived, the Princess Bess.
A sexy, young thing, who did the hula, both to attract and impress.
As the ukuleles, played, the lovely, tall, palm tress swayed.
A furious monkey got so very angry and dismayed.
Threw a coconut at her head in his monkified distress.
Sadly, now, she lies silent, at her...
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