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Oaf Poems - Examples of all types of poems about oaf to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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A fanta see overrides reality
...A fanta see overrides reality! Hello? I like to get positioned for sixty nine. Are you looking for a scheming, schlepping, and schvitzing writer? natural body and laid-back vibe?? I'm al......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
oaf,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Blech impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea
...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
oaf,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Get out of my head mister chatterbox
...Get out of my head mister chatterbox! Ransacking treasure trove of maximum headroom. To remedy a fate worse than death or orange hair oaf becoming forty seventh president or contracting o......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
oaf,
abuse, anger, bullying, crazy,
Form:
Free verse
Please Michelle Obama
...Please Michelle Obama... can you save American democracy? I highly hugely grant Barack Hussein belated kudos what with his wizardesses in tow wrought wonders to one nation analogous whil......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
oaf,
12th grade, america, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Come post presidential election 2024
...Come post presidential election 2024... heil to the Wharton chief firebrand - more worrisome than an ovarian cyst every race, religion, nationality, gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dis......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
oaf,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Typos Included
...Been regarded as clumsy For most of my long life, An existence where accidents Seemed more than usually rife. The despair of the Drill Pig Who, refusing to accept defeat Finally instilled some ......
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Terry Ireland
Categories:
oaf,
happiness, humor, life,
Form:
Rhyme
The Monster Within
...DO NOT PROD THE SLEEPING BEHEMOTH For in his wake, all donned in hope Torn enraged to tattered shreds of cloth Matters not to the blood lusting oaf Crimson tinted visions Through obstreperous ......
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Braden Bordello
Categories:
oaf,
anger, conflict, fear, hurt,
Form:
Rhyme
Malevolent Maverick Mailer-Daemon
...Malevolent maverick mailer-daemon... wrought maximum monetary mayhem within mein kampf Incomprehensible inhumane inquisitorial imp incarnate injudiciously, ineffably, indescribably inflicted ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
oaf,
abuse, america, analogy, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
When Vitamin and Medication Bottles Became Plaything of the Missus
...When vitamin and medication bottles became plaything of the missus Mental health of yours truly heavily reliant upon one selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor named fluoxetine (Prozac) aside f......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
oaf,
adventure, anxiety, appreciation, bereavement,
Form:
Free verse
Silence
...Silence among enemies, Means more jobs for spies, To see how the land lies. Silence among friends, Means it is time to build bridges, Down through the ages. Silence among Lovers, Means les......
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David Smith
Categories:
oaf,
age, analogy, appreciation, baptism,
Form:
Grook
Dyspraxia
...I looked it up on Google, Read the turgid prose, Did the questionnaire Was very quickly diagnosed. So many things now Suddenly fell into place After a lifetime's experience Of constantly losin......
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Terry Ireland
Categories:
oaf,
happiness, humor, philosophy, psychological,
Form:
Rhyme
Pilchard the Penguin Looks Up
...[For the uninitiated and for the avoidance of confusion, this poem features a Penguin called Pilchard and a Pilchard called Penguin] _____________________________________ Pilchard the Penguin h......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
oaf,
humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Mr Pepper Pot
...Now I’m Yorkshire peasant stock I sup ale instead of drinking wine And I tend to nosh my scranny Not sit down proper and dine There’s a restaurant down our street Not really for the likes of m......
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Terry Ireland
Categories:
oaf,
class, food, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Tell It Like It Is
...It lacks every rhyme or reason To bake a cake and not serve it It takes away the season And leaves a bad taste to sit Here's a baker opening shop Who's a few slices short of a loaf Abruptly b......
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Connie Pachecho
Categories:
oaf,
absence, analogy, angst, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
Upcoming Mild Temperatures Will Quickly Melt Snow
...I looked outside the bedroom window here at B44 Highland Manor Apartments today March 13th, 2022 low and behold took stock of soundless grounded sideshow. Barenaked lady, i.e. mother earth par......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
oaf,
abuse, anger, anxiety, beautiful,
Form:
Rhyme
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