Best Oaf Poems
Below are the all-time best Oaf poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of oaf poems written by PoetrySoup members
Paula Deen the Butter QueenPaula Deen the Butter Queen
By Elton Camp and María Camp
She is the butter makers’ delight
To nutritionists, she is a fright
Krispy Kreme with eggs and bacon
Great...
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Categories:
oaf, food, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
FootballZillion supporters screaming, a loud buzz,
Yearning to return home cheered by victory.
Xerox machines preparing the next day’s papers; Max
Wit for the shame...
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Categories:
oaf, cheer up, culture, encouraging,
Form:
Abecedarian
Thanksgiving Leftovers'Twas the day after Thanksgiving and all of its ado and congestion.
I'd consumed too much turkey and pie and due to its ingestion,
Today, I'm suffering...
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Categories:
oaf, funny, holiday, thanksgiving, me,
Form:
Rhyme
The Football MajorThe Football Major
By Elton Camp
Though the big oaf can kick a football so high,
Of skills for college work, he lacks a good supply
The old saying...
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Categories:
oaf, funnyfootball, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Element WindShe wonders where to go, clueless in her ceramic cage,
with octaves oceanic (there's an oaf in my ocarina)
But Oh! Her delight when her Breather goes...
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Categories:
oaf, adventure, allusion, bereavement, change,
Form:
Alliteration
Lil DogPerky, pesky, pretty-petite;
yippy, yappy, always-in-need-of-a-treat.
Loving, lazy, little-lump;
Cutie, cuddly, see-how-high-I-can-jump?
Spoiled, sneaky, snacky snoot,
Munching on old chips, teething on mum's leather boot,
overly-sweet, oogling oaf,
maybe-just-a-bite-or-perhaps-the-whole-loaf....
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Categories:
oaf, animal, character, dog,
Form:
Alliteration
Baker ManShe was longing for her creamy donut
To linger long on her tongue,
She squeezed the sides and to her surprise
It squirted all over her bum.
The big...
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Categories:
oaf, funny, longing,
Form:
Quatrain
'me', Full CircleA luv ma life sae full o' joy,
I keep ma interests at full employ.
Each day fur me is sic' delight,
every day, aw' day an' ivery...
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Categories:
oaf, life, happy, beautiful, autumn,
Form:
Quatrain
Categories:
oaf, adventure, character, hero, history,
Form:
Tetractys
Devonshire Tea Fur Fower
Devonshire tea with Peter an' Beryl, beware,
it's no the fact that Peter disnae care.
But 88 years doon the track o' life,
an' 84 years fur Beryl,...
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Categories:
oaf, natural disasters, me,
Form:
Quatrain
Not An Easy RouteViolence and demonstration is
Not an easy route to break frustration, rejection
Bounce back on hardship and dismantle disappointment.
It's not an easy route to betray suffering...
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Categories:
oaf, courage,
Form:
Ballad
A Fantasy Over Rides RealityHello?
I like to get six + 9 ??Are you??????
schlepping writer,?? natural body and laid-back vibe??
I'm all about therapeutic touch via nuts and life of bee dogged...
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Categories:
oaf, beauty, creation, desire, fantasy,
Form:
Romanticism
It's Burns Nicht 25th JanuaryJean, Jean wis young an' alive till Ah gied her tatties and neeps;
Noo she's bein' seek as a dug, it fairly gies me the creeps.
Bonnie...
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Categories:
oaf, april, humorous,
Form:
Verse
Enchantress (Let Me Chisel Talk You) Part Two(Continued from part one.)
Afire not his thoughts, the Devil sees,
He soars and roars, in his physical might.
His bears’ hug, his warmth, could melt you;
Into joys...
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Categories:
oaf, lifecare, sea, care, love,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
oaf, fantasy, funny, imagination, life,
Form:
Haiku