Gumshoe Is Glued

This poem will make the most sense if
you’ve watched the old time television series
“Get Smart.”

GUMSHOE IS GLUED

Silence -
timeless...

The cone
is prone

to make
mistakes.

Boss shares.
Max stares.

“Eh? What?”
“What? What?”

Chief groans.
Lifts cone.

Chaos -
cash loss.

Its cure -
murder.

Control -
its mole.

Oaf spy.
Boob tries.

His shoe
is glued.

Can’t call
in brawl.

His wife
saves life.

Nine-nine
is fine.

They win
Have twins.

Chaos
is boss.

5/7/2021
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Andresen Avatar
May 18, 2021 at 5:00 AM
- I have never seen: "Get Smart" ... but still fun, Kim :) - Well done :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Romios Avatar
May 14, 2021 at 3:57 PM
Cute Pangie
Dietrich Avatar
May 10, 2021 at 4:08 PM
oh that Get Smart show. It never made sense to me anyway, but this was clever to do footles on a gumshoe!!!
Trifiatis Avatar
May 10, 2021 at 12:45 PM
You brought up past times, dearest Kim. Thanks for the memories and the fun! Blessings.
Rodrigues Avatar
May 10, 2021 at 3:30 PM
Glad you enjoyed, sweet poet!
Lamoureux Avatar
May 9, 2021 at 12:08 AM
Loved Max and and agent 99. One more footle “Agent 99, so fine”. Your Footles are fun. ;0)
Rodrigues Avatar
May 9, 2021 at 5:55 PM
Thank you, Richard!
Horsman Avatar
May 8, 2021 at 11:38 PM
Know nothing of the show Kim, but the poetry so clever still comes through so well.
Rodrigues Avatar
May 9, 2021 at 5:55 PM
Thank you, Harry!
Marcum Wong Avatar
May 8, 2021 at 9:31 PM
I used to enjoy that show when young. It was silly but so fun. I enjoyed reading your clever footle Kim. Have a beautiful Mother’s Day my friend. Blessings xxoo
Mchattie Avatar
May 8, 2021 at 6:32 PM
Bring on the cone of silence. Well penned. I loved that T.V. show. I used to watch it with my 24 brothers and sisters. Would you believe with my 7 brothers and sisters. Would you believe with 1 brother, no sisters and a garden mole named Petrov. Have a great day.
Rodrigues Avatar
May 9, 2021 at 5:54 PM
Now that made me laugh...lol
Ball Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 5:39 PM
I remember that show. He was such a boob and she was the smart one. He was the man in charge and she was the woman who knew what was going on.lol Good one Kim. God Bless, JB
Rodrigues Avatar
May 8, 2021 at 3:04 AM
God bless you, Judy! Thank you :)
Kendrick Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 2:45 PM
I hadn't thought about this series of TV shows in years. It was a funny show about something that should be serious. I enjoyed your interpretation of it. LOL..Sara
Rodrigues Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 5:41 PM
Thank you, Sara :)
Krutsinger Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 11:46 AM
I thought it was Ninety-nine, but she is fine!
Rodrigues Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 5:36 PM
My way of saying ninety nine but keeping to two syllables.
Cunningham Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 10:38 AM
Great footles Kim, sadly I didnt see that show. Tom
Rodrigues Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 5:36 PM
It is corny but fun.
Buhagiar Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 7:41 AM
It was a popular show, even humorous if I remember right. Whatever a lively poem.
Rodrigues Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 5:42 PM
Thank you!
Rodrigues Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 5:34 PM
Thank you!
Michael Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 7:35 AM
Loved the show...Nice idea.
Rodrigues Avatar
May 7, 2021 at 7:39 AM
Thank you, Arturo :)
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