Nymphomaniac Poems - Poems about Nymphomaniac

...I am lost without God's grace. As cocaine makes drug addicts happy, As war satisfies the appetite of an army, As meta-sensualism quenches the burnings of a nymphomaniac, God's grace is the codei......Read the rest...

...Grandpa’s got engaged, Giving the family a panic attack. Ninety four and marrying A teen age nymphomaniac. They all got together in one Of those family conferences To try and bring grandad Bac......Read the rest...

...The sexiest woman alive That knows her worth Alexa What a grace Skin so delicate and fair Green eyes silky blonde hair A romantic charismatic soul Beautiful blonde of the Year Most photogenic ......Read the rest...

...A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass) B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class) C is for Chicken (and for a word I don’t want to say - but see K) ......Read the rest...

...Her luring loin And her customers’ seduced groin Once again join With a freshly released gold coin, Even as she wasn’t his type For being a smoker of a pipe To whom final quitting could never ......Read the rest...

...Nancy’s a nymphomaniac Who networks when flat on her back Her motives are shady And Nan ain’t no lady She always gets blokes in the sack Yes, Nancy’s a bit of a lass Three stock c......Read the rest...

...Eyes of mischief Lips like sugar kisses Folds of velvet Peach sweeter than honey Personification of sex She is beautifully convoluted Dirty mind full of sin Soul of an angel Drown me in you......Read the rest...

...Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her glory Or when I saw the Vicar tied up, I thought there'd been a slaying I cal......Read the rest...

...Teenage boys have a Christmas wish For a nymphomaniac dish Though Santa's elves Have searched their shelves The best they can do is, "Go Fish"......Read the rest...

...So many voices, some pulling, others pushing, one spearing. I feel the spear, and know she will not stop until I acknowledge her What is it? What do you want? She gives me some directives knowin......Read the rest...

...A bored nymphomaniac from Bude Had so many boyfriends they queued I once heard it said She liked three in a bed Which seems just a little bit rude......Read the rest...

...As a lactose intolerant cow whirring lion eye zing dual (Banjo playing) Manichean ("FAKE") keen man womanizing, faux nymphomaniac wannabe, I cone only scream about visualizing ni......Read the rest...

...I have been called a sex god It has been said that I radiate an aura of pure sexuality I stopped telling my friends stories of my exploits years ago Because they don't believe me For instance M......Read the rest...

...Based on my consulting this year’s almanac June 30th being the best possible day for a BBQ out back I sent out invitations to everyone, I didn’t hold back There was the lumberjack, the nymph......Read the rest...

...You did not choose to be born, much less Black Lives Really Should Equally Matter born into this legacy, your familial and civil Two-Connecticuts destiny. I realize that, And regret perhaps my......Read the rest...