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Felicity Undead

Since I have bad luck with women, I decided to build one. But after I brought her to life, I said "What have I done?" I used dead body parts to build her and I brought her to life with electricity. At first I was very happy and I named her Felicity. But I accidentally gave her the brain of a Nymphomaniac. Whenever she sees a man, she always jumps in the sack. Men don't mind one bit that she's undead. They just like it because she goes to bed. I thought she'd be faithful, what am I going to do? If you're a man, she'll definitely want to nail you. (This is a fictional poem)

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