Short Nymphomaniac Poems
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Teenage boys have a Christmas wish
For a nymphomaniac dish
Though Santa's elves
Have searched their shelves
The best they can do is, "Go Fish"
Categories:
nymphomaniac, christmas,
Form:
Limerick
A bored nymphomaniac from Bude
Had so many boyfriends they queued
I once heard it said
She liked three in a bed
Which seems just a little bit rude
Categories:
nymphomaniac, desire, funny love, longing,
Form:
Limerick
My sacroiliac is really quite outta whack
My body used to resemble that of a lumberjack
As time goes by
The pain intensifies
Till I'm screaming out loud like a nymphomaniac
Categories:
nymphomaniac, pain,
Form:
Limerick
Wet dreams
Explosion of the stars of heaven
Nymphomaniac
Natural / Nature Sexy Haiku Contest -
by: SandyIvy Davis
09/11/2012
A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
(4th place in the contest)
Categories:
nymphomaniac, nature, passion,
Form:
Haiku
I am lost without God's grace.
As cocaine makes drug addicts happy,
As war satisfies the appetite of an army,
As meta-sensualism quenches the burnings of a nymphomaniac,
God's grace is the codeine for my soul.
I cannot do without it.
I will seek God's grace every day until it ferries me to eternity.
Categories:
nymphomaniac, christian, faith,
Form:
Free verse
The sexiest woman alive
That knows her worth
Alexa What a grace
Skin so delicate and fair
Green eyes silky blonde hair
A romantic charismatic soul
Beautiful blonde of the Year
Most photogenic nymphomaniac
Perfect ambiance in casting couch
Alexa grace La Belle Du BaL...
Poem By Abad Ur Rehman Khan...
Categories:
nymphomaniac, girl, romantic, sexy, tribute, usa, valentines day,
Form:
Romanticism
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the woman's potential psychiatrist.
"I think I may be a nymphomaniac," she replied rather seductive.
"I believe I can help you," said the doctor, "but I must advise you accordingly
that I charge $100.00 per hour for every session between you and me."
She smiled and then said, "That's a very fair price,
but tell me, how much would you charge to stay over night?"
Categories:
nymphomaniac, people
Form:
Rhyme
Her luring loin
And her customers’ seduced groin
Once again join
With a freshly released gold coin,
Even as she wasn’t his type
For being a smoker of a pipe
To whom final quitting could never be ripe,
Until cancer took its paw swipe
And off her illusory joy wipe…
A nymphomaniac reaching out to ointments
Ahead of fixed appointments
For the enveloping of smell of cigarette
And show to valued customers that she could be considerate!
Categories:
nymphomaniac, anger, beauty, character, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme
Grandpa’s got engaged,
Giving the family a panic attack.
Ninety four and marrying
A teen age nymphomaniac.
They all got together in one
Of those family conferences
To try and bring grandad
Back down to his senses.
Sex with that woman could be fatal
His oldest daughter said
Grandpa looked amazed
And then sadly shook his head.
It's just one of those things
He said, much to their surprise,
It’s just a fact of life, my dear
If she dies, she dies.
Categories:
nymphomaniac, grandfather, humor,
Form:
Rhyme