Funny Numbers Poems

Numbers

Life is measured. 
How much can you do?
Whimsical ideas, 
dashed to the rocks...
in favor of older methods, sure of return.

Courage beyond position, 
ambition to prove...

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Numbers

We strive to change our place in life, 
to keep up with our neighbors.
Why? Because we have been taught, it is expected. 
It is not....

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My chameleonic self agreed with Two and Ten.
Eight and Nine felt differently, yet, I agreed again.

Three and Seven came along with other ideas yet.
Eleven agreed...

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I've been trying for years to get this thing down
The thing they call the marriage game
Been on the alter so many times around
I've given them...

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Nineteen nosey newts nudged nasty nautical nannies
Eighteen eager ermines excitedly edged everyone’s ego 
Seventeen sacred slugs sat sideways searching seagulls
Sixteen slippery snails slid southwards sipping...

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Funny Numbers
Poem
Lionel Derbyshire

Numb I have suffered
And by God done I am
Lord.. 
So many characters 
Too many teachers
Yell and try to tell
How to sauce 
The spice of...

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When I was young, I noticed
Many adults stopped aging at 39.
Had something to do with Jack Benny
And trying to hold back time.
 
Then I noticed something...

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"THE whole truth and nothing but the truth" .......


I flunked my math test and I never felt so blue
Geometry I could just not do
Algebra came...

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I'll start,you follow.

I one the lump of mud,
I two the lump of mud,
I three the lump of mud,
I four the lump of mud,
I five the...

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1 and 1 are playing in the sun
2 and 2 they don't have a clue
3 and 3 are running free
4 and 4 are at the...

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now I
've got your number 
 he said as he left me

alone 
on the
 third 
highest hill in the town,

Number one 
you are boring 
and...

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I have a friend in prison making registration plates
I’ve given him some numbers that I hope he duplicates
Once I get them on the market we...

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