Funny Numbers

Funny Numbers Poem Lionel Derbyshire Numb I have suffered And by God done I am Lord.. So many characters Too many teachers Yell and try to tell How to sauce The spice of life And I am just a day old. Two you fall in love 4 you will rue They break your heart In 25 pieces And give you Zero back. It's the beginning They four get. It's the end Like 12th of never They remember And blame you 33 times. Put them on ice Have a double With no tot trouble. Now a triple And equal them To zero. Even 11 is even If you hush out 1 Now I am one Goin solo Not duo First in line Sho go away Want to be alone Whimper somewhere else. It's my album. I start my life To count Up to five. I know the abc A B C It's incredible code. I am no 123456789 Calculate.. Arithmetic becomes electric One in a billion Nor the first I count on me' self Digit fidget fiddle Credit or debit Twiddle twitch Overdrafted with Needles and pins Arithmetic rhythm Hum de wow After 5 minutes Hum de whaa. Caught 22 You get it ... You 007 ? .. relax .. Odd man very odd You will be 66 and Outstanding old gold. Zero zero seven I give you 10 from 10. But I .. Eye for one Now just be 1 In the million.