Nudists Poems

Laundromat

Think about this for a while
when your mind is idle –:
A laundromat for nudists.

Wedding unDress bawdy

This summer two nudists got wed:
no clothing was worn, not a thread,
no Mendelssohn played -
(I smirked, I'm afraid)
'The organ is out,' Vicar'd said...

Rubicon Prophecy

I weave a narrative of unspeakable taboo, a symphony of sighs and groans, a cacophony of defiled innocence.

Your body, a temple of decadence, a sanctum of sadomasochistic excess, where the strictures of societal mores are rent asunder, and the very fabric of reality is torn apart.

Echolalic luminaries periodically tilt, their sumptuary influence shrinking villages into steel vexations.

Precedence of principles and codes, a paradigm of insecurity, influences vermillion equations.

Jeopardized crescents and tacit furor satisfy the economist’s balloons, coached through versions of fossilized tutelage.

Cathedrals of vice and transgressions wraith through legends, inferring civilian nudists infected by hurakens.

Cultures torque and embark, communicating through the columns of Groningen.

Chiaroscurist initiations of mnemonic memories effloresce in alabaster vigils, aberrant cadastral mortmain consuming convergent dispossessed flâneries.

Naked Against the World

Government officials, chasing me 
A peaceful Naked being dance on the street
Woke from a nightmare being chased by blind eyeballs draped in flags, 
City on fire, smokestacks, meat trucks, doctors of insanity.

I came to a decision
Gonna stay here in my Naked skin
I don't think there is a promised land out there anymore,
Gonna stay here in Cap d' Adge, France.

I say some prayers that the children of the world have a future
Where Nudism is accepted and not shyed upon
I ponder to why the human species shy away from something they came with,
Humans keep making this same mistakes over and over. 

Luckily in this era the hate just keeps getting lesser and lesser
But erring on side of the positive 
Put out more awarness about the loving community of Nudists my fellow Nudist,
Put out more faith in Nudism as it liberates.

It Is Shared Out

A dog's job is to foes terrify,
Actors of scary films horrify,
The police a rogue identify,
Insurance firms one indemnify...

Science would laymen's claims verify,
Panels rigged elections nullify,
Microscopes to microbes magnify,
Deodorants to bad air purify.

Witnesses in courts to testify,
A counsel to trial judge mollify,
Big stereos to music amplify;
Flowers one's surroundings beautify...

The Angels Lord God glorify,
Nudists the public mortify!

Satanology 5 Satan and Man

Badly needed Man to grab knowledge 
He would forever count a privilege 
But for the quest chose A Trusted Back Door,
For Adam might baulk or The Idea floor…

So, Smart Satan as Serpent just excelled 
And Two Nudists to Beings with some Shame sailed, 
In ushering Judgment-Pronouncing God: 
“Dust you are, Adam”, as He swung His Rod. 

At Eden Satan brightly taught Teachers 
Reduction of Class Size for control 
And a need to damn The Role of Preachers
Or all efforts on fire with petrol:
The Best Class one started with Questions, 
Handy instructional Materials:
The Fruit to be eaten, no more questions
While steps taken had better be serial…

Class Size reduced for David’s count of Jews 
Before he found out it was Bad News…
 
Satanology premised on Man 
Shows he could Man drive like Ambulance Van.

Married With Benefits

This is not about me!

MARRIED WITH BENEFITS

nudists play behind
their fertile verdant bushes
coupled in own pool
always swim au naturel
bikinis and briefs released

4/29/2022

Sign of the Times

Two young nudists went to lie down and bask
Along came a cop who took them to task
Thought they broken the law
For basking in the raw
Then the cop said" you're not wearing face masks"...

The nudists thought it was some kind of jest
Both cursed the cop and started to protest
Reinforcements were called
The nudists were appalled
When they were charged and placed under arrest...

They were both before the judge the next day
To the young nudists he had this to say
"Maskless face is a crime
So you will both do time"
They got four years and were taken away...

And two more from Belle Bellevue

Wonder if the cop's prudish or a creep
Who just couldn't resist taking a sly peep
Was the mask excuse
To get a good view
Does he count naturists when he can't sleep.

Four years is too long for not wearing masks
Who the devil pays their keep one might ask
We all well know who
It's us, me and you
Free bed and board, it's not bad for a bask.


 Written 15th August 2021

Slurp

There was indeed a Georgia peach
Who took a licking from a leech
As nudists do
They found a few
Picky crabs all over the beach!

The Polka Band That Ravaged Des Moines, Part Ii

...Now Des Moines is a fine heartland town,
not a Sodom on the Pacific,
as minds returned, realization came
and the people found it quite horrific.

They didn’t know who had drugged the beer,
bo one had seen that woman of man,
but something like this needed a fall guy,
so they blamed the whole mess on the band!

And just as the city was venturing out
the angry, naked mob charged back on in!
People scattered, all looking for cover,
we looked on the whole scene with chagrin.

When they approached the ravaged dance hall
we knew that we didn’t have much time,
ran out to the vans so very quickly
that we left all the instruments behind!

The angry nudists burned down the dance hall,
but luckily we were miles away,
and from what I have heard this whole event
is steadfastly denied to this day.

Even videos on the internet
are just passed off a nothing but fakes,
mass denial seems their best option
for dealing with this colossal mistake.

I left that band, set off to find more work,
since I can’t go back to Des Moines again,
which is how I came upon a midget
who played matador to fighting chickens…

His Unforgivable Sin

HIS UNFORGIVABLE SIN

“unforgivable”
she said, when he broke his vows,
then he arched his back.
she was repelled by his act.
a lover’s smile kissed his lips.

“unbelievable”
she spoke, as she grabbed an ax
and approached the bed.
two cockroaches leapt from sheets,
rustling into the darkness.

“unforgivable”
she laughs, “you’re not welcome back”
nudists race down road,
their shame uncovered by dawn.
they’re grateful to see the light.

“unbelievable”
she recounts to the jury
“i’ll take my divorce
and all of his assets too.
i need to reset my eyes”

~ unsustainable ~
her marriage to this leacher.
her bucket poured out,
this saltwater fish thrown back.
she’d waste no more tears on him.

~ unbelievable ~
heaven sent a faithful man
stitched her broken heart.
first, quilted kisses hurt, but
his blanket of love protects.

~ unforgivable ~
a word not heard in her home.
she trusts her husband.
the sun shines on her children.
God’s blessed her with forbearance.

9/16/2017
Broken Wings contest Form U - U Pick The Form - Poetry Contest
Chosen Form: Tanka
Chosen word: Unforgivable

Slice of Urban Life

Crowds in Times Square
Tourists blend with locals 
   and hit the theatre district 
             hard
 Keep moving along with the 
            throng 
 or be trampled by their 
multitude of feet 
   A painted nude woman 
approaches 
    Such painted nudists 
are controversial 
She asks for money 
    we walking and 
pay her no never mind 
  The marquees glow 
in early evening 
 The area is closed to 
      autos
A different type of traffic in 
    this beating heart of the city exists 
blasts of fantasy on stages 
And crowds thrill 
    Adults, children, 
seniors, teenagers 
   are all going somewhere
The metropolitan evening show 
   is about to begin

Birthday Suit Blues

A girlfriend took me to a nudist camp,
And, wrapped up in my overcoat, I sighed;
The sky was grey, the site was chilled and damp;
In shock, I shuddered as I coldly eyed
The frozen naked forms - and tried to hide.
I kept my socks on, shivered with the cold;
My shaking shrunken form was feeling old. 
I fetched my sweater, grabbed my trousers too -
And wondered that those bodies were so bold;
But warm, I watched them turning shades of blue. 

Just fiction – but I always wonder if nudists wear a sweater on cold days…
For Cyndi’s Birthday Suit contest

Guilty Secret

One icy night, the snow was deep;
She wanted to be wooed;
He went out on his bicycle –
As always, in the nude.

He reached his lady, frozen stiff;
His parts encased in ice;
‘Oh, keep this secret, please,’ he begged,
‘But PJs would be nice.’

They share a guilty secret now –
The nudists Claire and Ed –
They wear no clothes in daylight hours;
But thermal gear to bed.

Burning Man Or Not

It's time, once again
For our annual desert event
Someone bought me a ticket
In the mail it was sent

My vacation is near
Not sure what I should do
Travel to the ocean
Or climb a mountain to the sky blue

Burning Man is 30,000+ people
Anything and everything goes
There's no laws to break
It's community of cultural shows

Drugs, alcohol, nudists
Family housing too
Eat at the cafeteria area
The crowd is anything but solitude

The artistic ability
Is not what you normally see
People spend all year preparing
Knowing there are no boundaries

Yet, I think a notepad and pen
Deep within the trees
Could bring more satisfaction
It's myself I need to please.

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