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Humorous Now And Again Poems

These Humorous Now And Again poems are examples of Now And Again poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Now And Again Humorous poems written by international poets.


Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again updated
Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated

Steely Dan sing queen (me)
outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary 
after Grahame Wood 
determined to meet 
the evolving needs of...

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Categories: now and again, america, anger, anniversary, april,



Premium Member never again
Fortune teller squirrel gives me the old once-over
I squirm a bit, like my half-blind eye, Cocker Spaniel, Rover.
I see that you think you are special,...

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Categories: now and again, humorous,

Premium Member My Blimp Is On The Fritz Again

My blimp is on the fritz again
The hovercraft just popped
I surely cannot take the car
That’s jacked up in the shop

The bus won’t come out to...

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Categories: now and again, funny, humorous, technology,

Premium Member Qop Strikes Again With Another Poop Poem - For Deb M
A student at Turdbois Uni
Is studying Scatology
Sue must write a thesis
On impacted faeces
She admits it’s a crap degree!...

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Categories: now and again, humorous, student,

Got Your Fluff Again
"Got your fluff again"
(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).

The missus uttered
aforementioned phrase
as she pulled a clump of my hair
from out the clogged...

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Categories: now and again, appreciation, august, dad, father,



Once Again Besieged By Fruit Flies
Once again besieged by fruit flies

Pestiferous infestation quite
argh apartment unit b44 
plagued with plight
analogously linkedin to phenomena  
experienced within outer limits 
of the twilight...

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Categories: now and again, anger, animal, august, creation,

Premium Member Feeling Five Again
I am sitting in the sun like a happy cat
my feet do not touch the ground, so I swing them
Feeling four again
I am five foot...

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Categories: now and again, humorous,

Premium Member Chet Got Sheep Faced Again
whispers went all around the church
Chet got sheep faced again last night
and was found serenading another chick
his wife bonked him on the head on her...

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Categories: now and again, humorous,

Premium Member I Will Never Go On a Blind Date Again
I will never go on a blind date again! Teresa told her best couple friends.
They exchanged looks, but kept their mouths shut.
A yellow Moped drove...

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Categories: now and again, humorous,

Pans: Again
More pans to wash …
More pans to wash!!!
They come umpteen times a day.

My hands are chapped, 
My back is crook’d
I wish they’d go away.

But when...

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Categories: now and again, food, humorous, tribute,

Premium Member Hello Again
My reaper came calling at twenty to seven
And now I stand here in what might just be heaven 
The passage before me so long and...

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Categories: now and again, death, heaven, humorous,

Premium Member U
U

It is cool here. 
Is it hot there?
You have not written. 
I have not received...
a letter.

Do you think of me?
I remember you. 
I can not...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: now and again, america, angel, anniversary, anti

Premium Member Tom Turkey Evades the Axe Again
Tom Turkey's doom again was kept at bay

   He wasn't picked for Thanksgiving entree

      Hunkered down to keep...

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Categories: now and again, humorous, thanksgiving,

Captain Kuni Lemel Strikes Again
Captain Kuni-Lemel strikes again
(even when iron not hot, but rather cold as ice)

Yours truly a day late dollar short
dollars to donuts bonafide klutz
living testes mint...

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Categories: now and again, adventure, character, crazy, fate,

I Got Hog Tied Up Again
hey, everybody, this is old Billy Bob, here
over there in them cute Billy Jeans
well, I just woke up this morning
and looked up towards the sky...

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Categories: now and again, humor, humorous, image, imagery,


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