I Got Hog Tied Up Again

hey, everybody, this is old Billy Bob, here over there in them cute Billy Jeans well, I just woke up this morning and looked up towards the sky blue mirror meanwhile, down the road, I see an image of old gray-haired Billy goat just chewing on some maple oats and hay looked like he was chewing on some cherry tobacco I got a little bit closer for inspection and watch Mr. goat spite some cherry tobacco in a tin can and right about then, I was kicked in the rear end while some people would say - I was kicked in the tailpipe. Unfortunately, I was kicked by some crazy jackass down yonder, from tupelo, county, Mississippi you know what I should've never looked at myself in that damn crazy ass sky mirror this morning you know what - chicken butt hey, I just got hog tied up again Dag Nabit...shucks! give everybody a big hug thank you...very much!