Humorous Nonsense Poems
These Humorous Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Nonsense Humorous poems written by international poets.
A Risque Dream
I had a dream, it was risqué
Read on if you dare
I was at a masquerade ball
And all there were bare.
Except for wearing masks of...
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humorous, nonsense,
It Is About The TitleMany poems are about the titles
Not the contents
Many books are about the titles
Not common sense
Many stars are about the names
Not the distance
Many actors about the...
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nonsense, adventure, books, character, emotions,
How to pick Dragon FruitSnatch it from the dragon's lair
while he's sleeping, shh, beware
(or you'll get caught in his stare)
eat some, share some, if you dare
(preserve rest in fridgidaire)
if...
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nonsense, animal, childhood, fire, fruit,
Vince and the PacuThe story's told of bygone days,
Of a man named Vince with his soul ablaze,
While the hearts of animals far and near
Were filled with abject dread...
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fish, humor, humorous, nonsense,
The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugha gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...
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nonsense, animal, fun, funny, giggle,
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were...
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nonsense, animal, dog, funny, humor,
Man I Am exhaustedSo much effort
goes into feeling well...Man,
I’m exhausted! There’s nausea
from supplements, the squeak
and throb, Just One More Rep!~ exercising…
Man, I’m exhausted!
...
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humorous, husband, inspirational, nonsense,
Mad Inventions You'd Never Dream Of part 1The Mother of Invention
Has given birth once more
And her new baby
Is as mad as before
Eddison or Tesla
Would spill their tea
I know because it happens to...
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nonsense, baby, caregiving, giving, humor,
The Jingly Jibyou know he’s a Jib
the way you can tell
he jingles and jingles
like a jingly bell
but sometimes their jingle
mysteriously goes
then Jibs cry all day
and why, nobody...
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nonsense, character, cute, fun, inspirational,
Hippo Carebulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin
widening
a widened chair
to sit him in
liking
lotions
rubbed on chin
and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin
...
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nonsense, animal, fun, funny, humorous,
Cakecake
caramel iced
donut filled
with custard
if I was a dog
cake
cream layered
sugar topped
jam sponge
cake
this is what I...
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nonsense, dog, food, fun, funny,
Trump Poems and Epigrams VITrump Poems and Epigrams VI
Trump’s Retribution Resolution
by Michael R. Burch
My New Year’s resolution?
I require your money and votes,
for you are my retribution.
May I offer you...
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nonsense, america, giggle, hilarious, humor,
Limericks IXLimericks IX
Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch
The world’s first antinatalist limerick?
Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...
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nonsense, fire, giggle, humor, humorous,
Dabble DactylsI have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...
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nonsense, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Working DogsHad a big dog for to tend the sheep
Small dog for a ratter while we sleep
Old spot for all to pet
Growler for warn he let
All...
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nonsense, animal, dog, jobs,