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Heaven Nonsense Poems

These Heaven Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Heaven. These are the best examples of Nonsense Heaven poems written by international poets.


Dabble Dactyls
I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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Categories: nonsense, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,



Premium Member horoscopes and hot air
My Astrologer, ‘Sex and Love’ horoscope, for Halloween, is grim and on-trend for me.
(Libra) “Get ready to take some chill-time - give yourself the space...

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Categories: autumn, fashion, nonsense, school,

Premium Member Fake Gurus
YouTube has a plethora of spiritual videos
Pseudo gurus haven
Most of them are out to make a fast buck
Aided by grave faces unshaven

Let’s take the Tantra...

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Categories: introspection, love, nonsense, spiritual,

Boring Poem 2023 a Reflection of Thoughts
Eminem dissed Will Smith, no slap there, 
Chris Rock did it, Will went spare 

The Golden Globes returns to air, 
just like each year we...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, poetry,

Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Iii
LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE III

The Humpback
by Michael R. Burch

The humpback is a gullet
equipped with snarky fins.
It has a winning smile:
and when it SMILES, it...

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Categories: nonsense, fun, funny, giggle, humor,



Holocaustum I a Horror
OF THE NEW FLESH

A returned to open channels 
Open to the unknown the beyond 
Burning humming like angry hornets
Bottled in electric light and shadows 
The...

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Categories: nonsense, allegory, allusion, analogy, anger,

Common Sense Nonsense Part 2-06022022
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Some joke about the Lord's prayer taught to disciples in Matthew 6: 9-13 -

"GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD"- We trust God for heaven,...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, america, bible, humor, immigration,

Premium Member Butterfly
Butterfly

Butterfly sweet, 
lovely wings of gossamer gold. 
Stretch your tips to the stars, 
as that is the reality of freedom. 
Glide for hours above the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, butterfly, cancer, confusion, daughter,

Premium Member Feeling Young
Feeling Young

Quiet is the morning, 
the sun coming over the mountains...
in the distance. 
Not quickly, 
but exactly at the right time. 
The day has begun....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, age, angel, happiness, heaven,

Simple Poem
Everything is simple
in it's own way
Taken from a point of view
man is sure to say

And praying for the other souls
that price is sure to pay
When...

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Categories: analogy, education, motivation, nonsense,

Your Christ Your God Your Crown I
All has abandon you…

Destroy your Christ 
your God 
your idols 
Hypocrisy
They will all fall apart!

Your Lords and your Artificial Christ!

Lay bear it’s mechanical heart
Rebuild it...

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Categories: nonsense, allah, angel, art, atheist,

Oranges and Oil Ii
Orange and oil 
The old man
smells odd like 
burnt wires Black 
&
cryptic desires 
oranges and oil!
Static erupts like infinite fire.
Noise white grows in volume,
even higher.
oranges...

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Categories: nonsense, allegory, america, analogy, angst,

We Dream of Rain Iii
We dream of rain... 
And the mystery of the gun
We bold hold and driven apart 
Kill the king when lovers depart
We dream of rain and...

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Categories: nonsense, adventure, allah, allegory, angst,

Double Limericks
The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch 

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although...

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Categories: nonsense, cheer up, fun, funny,

Premium Member For Love of Nine

I like the numbers nine and seven
They both reveal a piece of  heaven
Lively laughter, such a lovely sight 
Seven is alive with vibrant light
It...

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Categories: nonsense, word play,


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