Funny Nonet Poems

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Nonet pen connects hearts hardships pain
melts the heart and soul understands
loneliness makes true artist
poets read between the lines
there are wistful poets
some are funny 
dramatic
cheerful
blue…
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Start 
to shape 
a moustache
this time of year,
handlebars, pencils,           
or lines from ear to ear,
funny...

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Blessing are everywhere to be seen,
large ones for you and some for me,    
many are small as can be,   ...

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On the corner of East and West streets,
                 ...

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Harold's hope at love was nill and none
A groomsman at fifteen weddings
No pretty gal caught his eye
They seemed superficial
He was a great catch
People liked him
Mom...

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They’re loud and proud, brassy and flashy
Wigs that make Dolly Parton proud
Glitzy dresses that sparkle
Pounds of heavy make up
They’re buxom beauties
Feathered boas
Flamboyant
Drag queen
Men...

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“I hate cats”, she said a Million times.
“They’re always biting, scratching”;
“They rub all over you and
Leave fur on your clothing.”
Weeks later she called,
“We’ve got a...

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We were in danger all of our lives
We should have been killed probably
Jim fell from giant slide top
No helmets in 50’s
Merry go round game
So dangerous
Amazing
Great...

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I know I shaved the hair off this week
The razor was a solid brand
I felt my legs afterwards,
They were smooth as baby
Yet today I saw
My...

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Dragon’s reputation is not great;
Children were never meals for him.
Instead modern day dragons,
Like people food the best;
Especially the
Succulent taste…
Fried chicken
Breasts and
Legs....

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Okay Blackie, this is the plan,
you get in the pumpkin and hide
and when the kids come jump out!
No, NO not now, get back,
inside, and...

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Nonet pen connects hearts hardships pain
melts the heart and soul understands
loneliness makes true artist
poets read between lines
there are sad poets
and funny too
dramatic
lonely
blue....




A nonet has nine...

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The city mouse hitched a bumpy ride
In a demolition dumpster
To the spacious country side
When he landed on the 
Ground, he ran so fast
Without a sound~
Quiet...

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This is my first try at a nonet.
I really don’t count syllables.
I want to see if I can?
I try this something new.
It’s not who I...

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Grandpa gets up to change the channels
Grandma has a rotary phone
Microwaves scare them to bits
Garage door openers
ATM machines
Self-checkout lines
Computers
Cell phones
Not!...

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