Newmarket Poems - Poems about Newmarket

...There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's derriere was so big, she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare Sat next to herself, needs to diet to become fit......

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...People and horses The Newmarket was the oldest market in town farmers came here selling potatoes and other greenery Their women-folk sold thick, long underwear winter can be cold when the Nort......

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...There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's derriere was so big, she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare Sat next to herself, needs to diet a bit......

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...A sad Reg Baker was kissed farewell by his wife and family, before he boarded the evening train that traveled through his country. He was as nervous as he'd ever been, because for old Reg you see, ......

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...There once a lady from Newmarket, Ontario Who was constantly causing quite a scenario Exposing her vavooomer Guys became crooners Wailing away in a brilliant arpeggio......

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...Live in a very quiet neighbourhood of Newmarket Crime is non existent 'cept the store's huge markups Seems like a crime to me Starvation is a way out it seems Want to lose weight but not ......

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...Our town of Newmarket is alive with kooks Evidence is the number of sillies and spooks Unusual to be sure In our brochure An image of Goofy in a warm wooly tuque......

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...The bicycle Tour of Britain By Stanley Russell Harris The new mad author & A Poetry Soup honourably mentioned poet The tour of Britain’s is coming here. To Suffolk County, do you hear? To see......

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...History of the people At the Newmarket, it was the oldest one in town, the farmers came with horse and cart selling their produce Their women folks sold thick long underwear, handy in winter......

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...There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's derriere was so big, couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare Sat next to herself, needs to diet a bit......

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...There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's deriere was so big she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare Sat next to herself! Overweight... just a bit! © Jack Ell......

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...There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's deriere was so big she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare She sat next to herself, needs to diet a bit © Jack Ellis......

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