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She Sat Next To Herself

There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's deriere was so big she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare She sat next to herself, needs to diet a bit © Jack Ellison 2015

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/14/2015 2:50:00 AM

Yes Jack... I dunno about sitting beside yourself Jack, but you can be beside yourself. Thanks again for another amusing limerick - Lindsay

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/14/2015 7:37:00 AM

Not sure dissing the larger than normal ladies will go over too well! LOL

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/13/2015 3:33:00 PM

Interesting work..Well some have and some don't..Sara

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2015 3:44:00 PM

Guess I could classify myself as a tubby although not to the extreme... just pleasingly plump! LOL Hugs, Jack xx

Carol Eastman

Date: 3/13/2015 11:05:00 AM

Jack is always so with it... He creates masterpieces from such little bits... Try as I might... I fall behind as I write...I wish I had his wit.

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2015 1:54:00 PM

It's not a contest my dear Carol! We all do our own thing! Love you, dear lady! Huggs, Jacko xxx

Jan Allison

Date: 3/13/2015 8:47:00 AM

lol Jack I just hope I don't sit next to her on a bus or on a plane lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2015 9:24:00 AM

Don't think that would be possible! LOL Huggsies Jack xxx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 3/13/2015 7:53:00 AM

Poor, poor, lady! It was not the kind of lady I had in mind, in my tribute for you, my friend, nevertheless, I agree she maybe, should cut down a little bit on eating! Hilarious!

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/13/2015 7:57:00 AM

I wonder if it's possible to sit beside yourself! One of life's mysteries! Thanks for dropping by dear friend!!!