Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

She Sat Next To Herself

There once was a lady from Newmarket
Who's deriere was so big she couldn't park it
Tried a regular chair
Imagine if you dare
She sat next to herself, needs to diet a bit


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Lindsay Laurie March 14, 2015 at 2:50 AM Yes Jack... I dunno about sitting beside yourself Jack, but you can be beside yourself. Thanks again for another amusing limerick - Lindsay Jack Ellison March 14, 2015 at 7:37 AM Not sure dissing the larger than normal ladies will go over too well! LOL

Sara Kendrick March 13, 2015 at 3:33 PM Interesting work..Well some have and some don't..Sara Jack Ellison March 13, 2015 at 3:44 PM Guess I could classify myself as a tubby although not to the extreme... just pleasingly plump! LOL Hugs, Jack xx

Carol Eastman March 13, 2015 at 11:05 AM Jack is always so with it... He creates masterpieces from such little bits... Try as I might... I fall behind as I write...I wish I had his wit. Jack Ellison March 13, 2015 at 1:54 PM It's not a contest my dear Carol! We all do our own thing! Love you, dear lady! Huggs, Jacko xxx

Jan Allison March 13, 2015 at 8:47 AM lol Jack I just hope I don't sit next to her on a bus or on a plane lol:-) Hugs jan xx Jack Ellison March 13, 2015 at 9:24 AM Don't think that would be possible! LOL Huggsies Jack xxx

Demetrios Trifiatis March 13, 2015 at 7:53 AM Poor, poor, lady! It was not the kind of lady I had in mind, in my tribute for you, my friend, nevertheless, I agree she maybe, should cut down a little bit on eating! Hilarious! Jack Ellison March 13, 2015 at 7:57 AM I wonder if it's possible to sit beside yourself! One of life's mysteries! Thanks for dropping by dear friend!!!