She Sat Next To Herself

There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's derriere was so big, she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare Sat next to herself, needs to diet to become fit
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Roper Avatar
February 10, 2022 at 8:42 PM
funny, Airplanes don't make sits big enough that have big rears.
Ellison Avatar
February 11, 2022 at 4:42 AM
Men tend to have big bellies instead! LOL Love Happy Jack XOX
Brown Avatar
February 10, 2022 at 5:46 PM
Ha Ha Ha, Loved the humor. Blessings ~ Debra
Ellison Avatar
February 11, 2022 at 4:39 AM
Had even me chuckling... LOL Love Happy Jack XOX
Boles Avatar
February 10, 2022 at 5:26 PM
Once I flew to Dallas, but the guy next to me had such a humongous ass, he took his and my seat, so the stewardess moved me to 1st class, but alas, only to sit me next to the trash! Just my luck, eh? True story. Your Lim is funny. Thanks Jack!...ab
Ellison Avatar
February 11, 2022 at 4:36 AM
LOL Not a great scenario! Funny story though! Cheers Jack
Lawless Avatar
February 10, 2022 at 1:15 PM
I have been "beside myself" but never sat there.....
Ellison Avatar
February 10, 2022 at 4:28 PM
You mean beside yourself with glee! LOL Hmmmm...
Cunningham Avatar
February 10, 2022 at 10:47 AM
Sounds like she has a sweet tooth Jack, shame her husband has to sleep on the floor lol Tom
Ellison Avatar
February 10, 2022 at 12:50 PM
Have ever sat next to yourself? Sounds difficult to do... I've never tried it!!! LOL
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace