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She Sat Next To Herself

There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's derriere was so big, she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare Sat next to herself, needs to diet to become fit

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Date: 2/10/2022 8:42:00 PM
funny, Airplanes don't make sits big enough that have big rears.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/11/2022 4:42:00 AM
Men tend to have big bellies instead! LOL Love Happy Jack XOX
Date: 2/10/2022 5:46:00 PM
Ha Ha Ha, Loved the humor. Blessings ~ Debra
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/11/2022 4:39:00 AM
Had even me chuckling... LOL Love Happy Jack XOX
Date: 2/10/2022 5:26:00 PM
Once I flew to Dallas, but the guy next to me had such a humongous ass, he took his and my seat, so the stewardess moved me to 1st class, but alas, only to sit me next to the trash! Just my luck, eh? True story. Your Lim is funny. Thanks Jack!...ab
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/11/2022 4:36:00 AM
LOL Not a great scenario! Funny story though! Cheers Jack
Date: 2/10/2022 1:15:00 PM
I have been "beside myself" but never sat there.....
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/10/2022 4:28:00 PM
You mean beside yourself with glee! LOL Hmmmm...
Date: 2/10/2022 10:47:00 AM
Sounds like she has a sweet tooth Jack, shame her husband has to sleep on the floor lol Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/10/2022 12:50:00 PM
Have ever sat next to yourself? Sounds difficult to do... I've never tried it!!! LOL

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