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Sat Next To Herself

There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's derriere was so big, she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare Sat next to herself, needs to diet a bit

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Date: 2/4/2021 9:41:00 AM
...'next to herself'....so, she 'mere-oared' a mirroar......stan sand
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2021 10:44:00 AM
You got it my friend! Some people have large derieres and some people have large derieres! It'a disease!!!! LOL
Date: 2/4/2021 6:52:00 AM
I suppose air travel is a no no, she'd have to go in the hold. Lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2021 7:36:00 AM
Well it would take up two seats... twice as expensive! Could cause physical altercation! LOL

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