Sat Next To Herself

There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's derriere was so big, she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare Sat next to herself, needs to diet a bit
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Blown Avatar
February 4, 2021 at 9:41 AM
...'next to herself'....so, she 'mere-oared' a mirroar......stan sand
Ellison Avatar
February 4, 2021 at 10:44 AM
You got it my friend! Some people have large derieres and some people have large derieres! It'a disease!!!! LOL
Cunningham Avatar
February 4, 2021 at 6:52 AM
I suppose air travel is a no no, she'd have to go in the hold. Lol
Ellison Avatar
February 4, 2021 at 7:36 AM
Well it would take up two seats... twice as expensive! Could cause physical altercation! LOL
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