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Crime Is Non-Existant

Live in a very quiet neighbourhood of Newmarket Crime is non existent 'cept the store's huge markups Seems like a crime to me Starvation is a way out it seems Want to lose weight but not destroy my carcass

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 11/7/2017 8:49:00 AM
Well at least you're not weighed down//by carrying loonies around//you should thank them//while they bank them//How many loonies to the pound? SHOP ON SKINNY JACK!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/7/2017 9:35:00 AM
Our shopping list has been cut down because of the high prices but it benefits my weight loss obsession!!! SKINNY HERE!!!
Date: 11/7/2017 7:50:00 AM
You have delighted me with this clever little limerick! You have certainly tickled my funny bone with this amazing poem my friend! What a grandiose poem, such a fantastic piece, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/7/2017 7:53:00 AM
AND A GOOD GOOD MORNING SIR RUSSELL!!!!
Date: 11/7/2017 7:41:00 AM
I think you limericks could be a crime to some! Lol.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 11/7/2017 7:51:00 AM
Big chuckle here!!!! You could be right, my dear mystery man!!! HOPE YOUR DAY IS GOING WELL IN JOLLY OLD!!!

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