Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

She Sat Next To Herself

There once was a lady from Newmarket
Who's deriere was so big she couldn't park it
Tried a regular chair
Imagine if you dare
Sat next to herself! Overweight... just a bit!


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal July 19, 2015 at 10:58 PM Poor thing!!! Funny limerick though ^__^ Always, Laura

Andrea Dietrich July 12, 2015 at 6:21 PM ahahha (but not funny for HER) this is one of your better ones!

Carol Eastman July 12, 2015 at 2:57 PM Now you've gone and done it! Dragon and Grandpa Troll are looking at my butt... and discussing it's size!... No!... He wasn't writting about me! Silly Troll and Dragon... They should be discussing their own... LOL Jack Ellison July 13, 2015 at 8:42 AM As we age increases, our butt keeps pace! (Generally speaking!) Love, Santa!!! xxx

Jan Allison July 12, 2015 at 8:26 AM made me laugh out loud - wouldn't want to be sat next to her in a plane!:-) hugs Jan Jan Allison July 12, 2015 at 9:10 AM maybe charge her for excess baggage:-) hugs Jan x Jack Ellison July 12, 2015 at 8:39 AM The plane might not be able to become airborne!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Anne-Lise Andresen July 12, 2015 at 7:39 AM - Yes, a really powerful low calorie cure :)))) - Well done and fun, Jack !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jack Ellison July 12, 2015 at 7:42 AM Silly eh!!! Fun is the name of the game... thanks for dropping by, my dear Anne Lise, love, Jack xxx