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She Sat Next To Herself

There once was a lady from Newmarket Who's deriere was so big she couldn't park it Tried a regular chair Imagine if you dare Sat next to herself! Overweight... just a bit! © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 7/19/2015 10:58:00 PM

Poor thing!!! Funny limerick though ^__^ Always, Laura

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/12/2015 6:21:00 PM

ahahha (but not funny for HER) this is one of your better ones!

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/12/2015 2:57:00 PM

Now you've gone and done it! Dragon and Grandpa Troll are looking at my butt... and discussing it's size!... No!... He wasn't writting about me! Silly Troll and Dragon... They should be discussing their own... LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/13/2015 8:42:00 AM

As we age increases, our butt keeps pace! (Generally speaking!) Love, Santa!!! xxx

Jan Allison

Date: 7/12/2015 8:26:00 AM

made me laugh out loud - wouldn't want to be sat next to her in a plane!:-) hugs Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2015 9:10:00 AM

maybe charge her for excess baggage:-) hugs Jan x

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/12/2015 8:39:00 AM

The plane might not be able to become airborne!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/12/2015 7:39:00 AM

- Yes, a really powerful low calorie cure :)))) - Well done and fun, Jack !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/12/2015 7:42:00 AM

Silly eh!!! Fun is the name of the game... thanks for dropping by, my dear Anne Lise, love, Jack xxx