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CONTEST TIME

...In the list I saw a new contest, entitled "A Poem Please."
At first glance I thought, "Is this for real or just a tease?"
The theme for this contest was just periods-punctuation.
I'd have moved on...

Categories: nether region, humor,
Form: Rhyme

CATULLUS TRANSLATIONS 3

...CATULLUS TRANSLATIONS 3


Catullus VII: 'How Many Kisses'
loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch

You ask, Lesbia, how many kisses
are enough, or more than enough, to satisfy me?...

Categories: nether region, angst, desire, happiness, love,
Form: Free verse

Let Your Wind Blow Free

...Must explain my reason for grinning
It's not what you might think
Got a cramp down in my nether region
Maybe too many beans methinks

It's easy for people to think I'm just happy
Coz I am the m...

Categories: nether region, humor,
Form: Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

It, Revisited

...IT, Revisited
BEHOLD, this perilous journey, tis a whimsical tale of woe, that is delightfully bespoken, for welcomed ears to bestow, as a clown be found awakening, h...

Categories: nether region, fun, halloween, imagination, poetry,
Form: Prose Poetry

Dizzy Sexyku

...nether region pulse

intoxicates me dizzy ~

please ignore your phone




...

Categories: nether region, desire, kiss, longing, lust,
Form: Haiku

Libran Grace

...I turn internal, trapped in the furnace of life
And who is it that turns to me, softly, 
Easily, naturally
It is she!

Her movement is like the wind—
One moment she is flying off in some nether...

Categories: nether region, appreciation, cat, confidence, friendship,
Form: Ode

Shrunken Libido

...
It's date night once again,
almost near the witching hour
You dread the dimming of the light,
as the clock chimes the midnight strike
Half-hearted display of staged re-enactments
of bygone ...

Categories: nether region, allusion, marriage, metaphor, symbolism,
Form: Ode

A Poem Please: Just a Tease-Not For Contest

...In the list I saw a new contest, entitled "A Poem Please."
At first glance I thought, "Is this for real or just a tease?"
The theme for this contest was just periods-punctuation.
I'd have moved on...

Categories: nether region, humor, silly,
Form: Rhyme

Knickers

...Poor Pauline was caught unawares when she was in a rush
She ripped the seam of her jeans exposing her enormous tush

People started smiling when she had passed their way
For her tiny ...

Categories: nether region, body, clothes, humorous, wind,
Form: Couplet

The Torch

...quietly inside
as the whisper of the wind through the
tall white birches
standing straight amongst the snow in the deep deep
forest
locked away in its proper vault
within the furthest most nether reg...

Categories: nether region, life, hope,
Form: Free verse

Jacks

...
Ah had a aulder bruther whin ah wis wee,
ah wis five then an' he -wis nine yea see.
A tendid tae follow him aboot,
bit bein' aulder he widnae care a hoot.

Aw jings a remember wan day at sch...

Categories: nether region, dedication, me, day, me,
Form: Quatrain