Let Your Wind Blow Free

Must explain my reason for grinning
It's not what you might think
Got a cramp down in my nether region
Maybe too many beans methinks

It's easy for people to think I'm just happy
Coz I am the majority of the time
The look on my face can be very similar
This time it emanates from behind

Think I just need to let a boomer go
One that could shatter tall buildings
I hesitate to let the damn thing fly
For fear it would loosen people's filling

Guess I'll just have to suffer in silence
Till I reach a McDonald's restroom
If I make it, I hope they build 'em strong
Down with my drawers then kaboom!

The shattered remains can still be seen
They decided to make the site a memorial
Seventeen people have lost their eyesight
Six swore off Big Macs overall

Now I've divulged my reason for grinning
It's not that I'm happy, you see
The real reason is internal combustion
Not allowing my wind to blow free!

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Date: 4/30/2020 7:47:00 AM
So, a little less full of hot air today are ya? Me, I always seem to get the flatulence in libraries and book stores, someth'n about that hush environment my insides rebel against. ;), Toot toot my love! xomo <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/30/2020 7:57:00 AM
LOL Best to let em fly in a crowded and noisy environment like a Jays game!!! Just a little friendly advice my love! Toot tooty toot toot my love, Happy Yootin Jack XOX
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