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Necktie Poems - Poems about Necktie


Premium Member The Necktie
N...Noose E...Especially overrated C...Choker with pendulum K...Known nuisance to many men T...Tolerated by status quo I...It spells discomfort E...Evil symbol *...

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Categories: necktie, change, dedication, encouraging, fashion,
Form: Acrostic
The Red Necktie
The red necktie He woke on the sofa, fully dressed vaguely remembered an argument with a woman He took a shower, made coffee turned on the radio that told of a woman strangled by a red necktie. He paled under his fake tan; his tie was red, lost in a brawl in a bar, did he? No, he was a friendly...

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Categories: necktie, allusion, angst, color, devotion,
Form: Blank verse



Red Necktie Noose
aka Laugh-in Stock Trump's tie hangs below his buckle To advertise honey suckle? But Trump's in the red So no pronouns shed Though it does make some folks chuckle!...

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Categories: necktie, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Dangling Contemplation
What's a necktie dangling for? Too stiff, too thin to be scarf, a bib or an apron, Too smooth to be a hankie, too short to be a suicide noose ...

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Categories: necktie, age, analogy, anxiety, culture,
Form: Personification
Premium Member History of the Necktie
The necktie was brought into play to keep your shirt clean every ay but they got expensive elaborate too good to be bibs too classy and designer, too costly to eat with spare ribs....

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Categories: necktie, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse



Necktie
What's your necktie dangling for? Too stiff, too thin to be a scarf, a bib or an apron; too smooth to be a hankie, too short to be a suicide noose to contemplate on!...

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Categories: necktie, funny
Form: Tail-rhyme
Butcher's Dream Necktie
What is a necktie dangling for? too stiff, too thin to be a scarf, a bibi or apron; too smooth to be a good hankie, too short to be a suicide noose to contemplate on. Psychologists say: It's boyscouts knot-tying habit or hangup ...

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Categories: necktie, parody
Form: Tail-rhyme

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