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Premium Member Ham And Cheese On A Bun
...It was the night before Christmas, and I couldn't sleep, I got out of bed without so much as a peep. And headed to the kitchen for something to eat, buck naked, except for the slippers on ......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, anxiety, christmas, eve, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nothing But Fig Leaves
...They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!! All they had to worry about were those thorny ......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, beautiful,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Prim and Proper Miss A
...prim and proper Miss A Naked as a jaybird in throes of dementia chose the wrong room old man screams for help......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, age,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Naked As a Jaybird
...Now this here Humorick is totally absurd A naughty Humorick, naughtiest ever heard But yours truly's got more Some Humoricks hardcore Where me and my friends are naked as jaybirds......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Sexy Spider
...Prancing through the house naked as a jaybird was a spider with such a provocative hour-glass body I thought she needed clothing. Maybe an itsy bitsy bikini? Pajamas? An evening gown with a cloak?......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, animal, sexy,
Form: Light Verse

Premium Member I Am the Devil -- Fantasy 101
...I am the Devil, alone in my Room Redolent of pungent cologne and perfume Naked I parade, in front of my mirror No leering or catcalls, nothing to fear here Incantantations I utter, so ......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, dark, daughter, death, horror,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Being Single Has Its Perks
...I was a good wife that kept a spotless house, And cooked good food each day for my dear spouse. When he mowed the lawn in the summer heat, I would bring him a cool drink, just to be sweet. Afte......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, freedom, house, humorous, love,
Form: Light Verse
Naked Tmi, Tmi
...I decided some time ago To go naked from now on It saves a lot on my laundry bill Plus I admit it's a bit of a thrill The town has gotten used to the absurd Of me being naked as a Jaybird Al......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Nothing But Fig Leafs
...They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!! All they had to worry about were those t......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, fun, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Undertaker Blues
...reminds me of the funeral job, at the morgue 40 tables, i logged, one of a hundred jobs id see, blood n guts an misery, macarbe on mentality... but id come to get ol Marge, suspended on 3......

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Categories: naked as a jaybird, adventure, me,
Form: Ballad

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