Ham And Cheese On A Bun
...It was the night before Christmas, and I couldn't sleep,
I got out of bed without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for something to eat,
buck naked, except for the slippers on ...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, anxiety, christmas, eve, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Nothing But Fig Leaves
...They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing
But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen
Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!!
All they had to worry about were those thorny ...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, beautiful,
Form: Free verse
Prim and Proper Miss A
...prim and proper Miss A
Naked as a jaybird
in throes of dementia
chose the wrong room
old man screams for help...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, age,
Form: Limerick
Naked As a Jaybird
...Now this here Humorick is totally absurd
A naughty Humorick, naughtiest ever heard
But yours truly's got more
Some Humoricks hardcore
Where me and my friends are naked as jaybirds...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, fun,
Form: Limerick
The Sexy Spider
...Prancing through the house naked as a jaybird
was a spider with such a provocative hour-glass body
I thought she needed clothing. Maybe an itsy bitsy bikini?
Pajamas? An evening gown with a cloak?...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, animal, sexy,
Form: Light Verse
I Am the Devil -- Fantasy 101
...I am the Devil, alone in my Room
Redolent of pungent cologne and perfume
Naked I parade, in front of my mirror
No leering or catcalls, nothing to fear here
Incantantations I utter, so ...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, dark, daughter, death, horror,
Form: Rhyme
Being Single Has Its Perks
...I was a good wife that kept a spotless house,
And cooked good food each day for my dear spouse.
When he mowed the lawn in the summer heat,
I would bring him a cool drink, just to be sweet.
Afte...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, freedom, house, humorous, love,
Form: Light Verse
Naked Tmi, Tmi
...I decided some time ago
To go naked from now on
It saves a lot on my laundry bill
Plus I admit it's a bit of a thrill
The town has gotten used to the absurd
Of me being naked as a Jaybird
Al...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Nothing But Fig Leafs
...They say Adam and Eve pranced around wearing nothing
But fig leafs and the biggest grins the world has ever seen
Imagine NO FREAKING RULES!!!
All they had to worry about were those t...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, fun, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Undertaker Blues
...reminds me of the funeral job,
at the morgue 40 tables, i logged,
one of a hundred jobs id see,
blood n guts an misery,
macarbe on mentality...
but id come to get ol Marge,
suspended on 3...
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Categories:
naked as a jaybird, adventure, me,
Form: Ballad